Time: 5:17 PM I just got back from work and I think I'm going to die! A spider came out of the trashcan and bit me!!! I was dumping all the trash into one bag to take it out and I felt a little prick on the back of my hand as I was grabbing the newspaper to stuff it in the big bag. Then I was like "nice, there's spider webs in this trach can". Then I saw the spider himself!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! I think the pricking sensation was him biting me. I'm not really scared of spiders, just when I think they've bitten me do I freak out. But I took my revenge. That spider is now in the dumpster at VMRI. Muah ha ha ha ha ha!! Take that, biting spider!!! I just hope I don't die. It wasn't like a black widow or a wolf spider or anything but it was way bigger than a Daddylonglegs. Very scary. Just in case I die before tomorrow, I love you, all my loyal diary-readers and my friends. Except for my friend Stinky McPeterson. I don't really love him that much, he's stinky. He he. But yeah, if I go into a coma at Mary Greeley, who will come visit me? Just remember to tell them that I got bit by a spider. The spider could possibly have like New Castle Disease or Chicken Ensephillitis, as those are two diseases my lab is researching. Of course, they are poultry diseases so spiders really should be able to get them but he could be a mutant spider. Maybe I will get spider senses!! Spider Woman!! Alright, I'm spent now. Must go eat dinner, starving to death! you know you love me ;)