"it's impossible. lois could never have superman's baby. do you think her fallopian tubes could handle his sperm? i garantee he blows a load like a shotgun through her back." "what about her womb. do you think it's strong enough to carry his child?" "he's an alien for christ sake. his kryptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. if lois get's a tan the kid could kick right through her stomache. only someone like wonderwoman has a strong enough uteris to carry his kid. the only way he can bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom." "that would kill him.." hahahaha i love it.. .....man i cooked some GOOD grub! grilled lemon/teriaky salmon..with rice, beans and pico de gallo!!! ahhh it was so good. my mom made the rice though..cuz i suck at making it ^_^ this morning steph and mom got into it again..it all started when mom asked for a cigarette..and it just escalated from there...so it went on "yada yada yada" untill we got to town and i told stephanie off infront of her coworker at mc donalds in the drive through....and amber was like.."you should be nicer to your siblings" to steph hahahahha. i just laffed in her face..she can be so stupid. she sits there yelling at you and then when you try to state your point of veiw calmly she says "I DONT WANT TO ARGUE SO SHUT THE FUCK UP" im like..uhhhh your the only one arguing here...come on now..i know your smarter than this. i shouldnt have told her about D.J. either. we went to the store to pick up some last minute things for the dinner and im like "that's him." so she says she used to like him blah blah..and starts talking to him..then she tells me i shouldnt be so shy.... then we get home and she says he has to be at least 20 and im just jail bait and "you shouldnt even try with him". wtf?? donnelle just gave her a dirty look when she said that..she doesnt even know him or how old he is. god damn my own sister is causing drama with me over guys. whatever. if d.j. likes me then he likes me. im not gonna compete with my sister if that's what she's trying to do. FIOKSLEJFWOE!!! other than that..the night went fine. and my sister has some problems hahaha. i still LOVE her though even though she makes me wanna kick her face in.