FLAFFING MY FASS FOFF, FLOPPY FUNDAYS!

Feeling: clean
Okay. So now I feel like a complete bitch. (Not as much as some of my so-called sisters). Elizabeth (one of my sisters), Aaron, my mom and I spent about 2 hours discussing how my other sisters Donnelle and Stephanie ..Plus Louis, my brother, all talk shit about me and my mom living up here. Fucking 3 miles up a road from the main highway. They act like we live on the rim of fucking the world. And they think it's bad for me to be up here becasue I'm not getting experience like "other teenagers". Like I'm some damn angel. And who is saying that? The two sister's who screwed up? SHould I go out and get pregnant or have a boyfriend who beats the shit out me, just to say I had the experience? No thank you. Are they proud of their mistakes? Then Louis and Stephanie say I need to spend my money on drivers training. I dont even HAVE enough to pay for the whole thing. So when mom askes "Why?" Louis says not to tell me. So I hear, there is a secret about "Something Jaclyn can't know." I'm not fucking that stupid people. Stephanie is 'possibly' going to either give me her old beat up caviler or sell it too me. (basically dumping her trash on me to get a better car)of course i figured that out. Then Mom askes why I cant know and Louis says "It's none of her fucking business, that's why." I would think something with ME involving a Car is totally my business. So I basically figure if I had a car, then, yes. I would want to go through driver's training...but if I dont have a car anytime soon...then their is absolutely no point becasue I would just be wasting my money, only to get my licence at 18. So now why I feel like a complete bitch. Liz comes in my room and sits on my chair. (my inflateable one) I was mean to say she might pop it. She didnt.. And then she's like ..."I think you should pay for driver'd training." and I'm thinking, oh fuck here we go again. So I explain to her that after I get a job for the forest service,and get to and from, by mom's help, I'll save my money, then get a car, yada yada yada. And she's like, "Wellllll...if you HAD a Car, right now, would you pay for driver's training." So now i think she's apart of this little qwerqy conspiracy with my sister and brother and I say "YEAH...And what. Am I getting Stephanies car? Cause I already know about it. I'm not stupid." And she's like...."Noooo...aaron and I wanted to give you our BMW by your birthday." 20 mintutes go by, and we're still talking about it..and Aaron comes in and finds out Elizabeth told me about the BMW. SO he gets all mad that she ruined my birthday surprise, and I tell him it's really okay, and I'm still really happy about it. But the fucking shitty thing is Elizabeth TOLD louis about the BMW...4 weeks ago. and just TWO days ago, louis was saying that I sould get stephanie's car..the one I shouldn't know about it. So Louis was trying to userp everything Liz wanted to do. What an ass. I wouldnt want stephanies crap cavilier anyway. BMWs are soo much better and more safer, nicer looking too, and plus, like we fucking need anymore broken down cars, which steph's will eventually -be broke down-. ...then we would just have one more shit car on our hands. So no. I dont want steph's car dumped on me. How shitty is that. ****UPDATE 1:*** I'm finally done working for the day. (I think) We went out on the property and did some wood cutting... I had to carry tons of big branches by the house so they could be cut again into smaller pieces.. I know I could definately cut it working in the forest service. We (Aaron and I) just walked the dogs up Sawmill..and I have to say..it's really beautiful..all the grass and the creeks have running water now. I dont know how anyone can say they hate it up here..but I guess that's just them. I'v been thinking all day about the car issue. I'm not gonna worry about Stephanie and her ..car.. Her and Louis probably think I dont know still.. And I told Liz I'd rather have the BMW anyway because..this may sound cheesy..but it's the first car Aaron got in the navy, and it's sentimental.. My damn foot hurtz from my hiking boots. They're size 8 you think they would fit me well. But they dont. I hate having some shoes 8, some 7 1/2 and some 6 1/2. They should just make all the damn shoes have one standardized system! grrrr..okay..im gona go now..play comment tag or someshit..or do some damn homework. later dudes...and dudettes. ****UPDATE 2: *** -- I love cool ranch doritos. I want to marry them. Lay off. Can I marry Dr. Pepper too? ****UPDATE 3: *** My mom thinks I should be a comedian because I do cartman quotes so well. She was seriously about to cry "omg! that's so great! blah blah blah" haha..I'm glad she likes it. *cries* I just ate the rest of my doritos. The whole bag. ...(Minus around the..20 Aaron scarfed.) I finished them off like a sad man being used. but hey..I still got my Dr. Pepper..so ish alll good. **** UPDATE 4:**** SARAH HIT HER HEAD ON A POLE..( okay i just told everyone, forgive me) ..so i asked if she bounced back..and she's like...bounce to back to where??? "..when you hit the pole did you bounce back off and make a noise like "PoinG" ? flaff my flucking fass foff. THen I brought up the "I break for trees." thing. Then I say sarcastically, " 'WELL I DONT BREAK FOR trees. I HATE THEM. I'LL DRIVE MY CAR INTO THEM' ..LIKE WHO WOULDNT BREAK FOR A GODDAMN TREE?!" and she says "I would. But I don't break for poles!" OMFG. I have goose bumps I'm flaffing so fard. okay I'm done with this nonsense. Maybe you, yes, you.. the one reading this might think it's funny. I hope. rock on.. you..people.
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Well, hide it from her next time and tell her it's one foot massage per use.
Or bag of doritos or whatever form of ransom you choose.
Or is that blackmail?
Man, I'm so easily confused...
[Anonymous]
So, I said I said I said. Uhm. Fass!
I got a fass. A fass is a fat ass. HAHA!
DUDE!!!!!!! We still gotta make our company. The dork one. I forget what we were going to call it. But I'll be president and you can be president and Jon can be president and uhm... hi.
=-D

Dude. We have to get Jon to make our lil sign thingy! Laugh my fass on!
[Anonymous]
*gets serious for a minute, inhales, exhales, inhales, exhales... looks down*
MISS JEAN HARDON WON'T SAY DOWN! FLAFFING MY FASS ON!

MY FIDES HEART!!!

DAYUM FOO!

*looks serious again, exhales inhales*
HELLO?!?!?! *SLAMS THE DOOR* GOODBYE!!!!!! *OPENS THE DOOR

IT'S FLOPPY FUNDAYS!
YES A NEW DAY: FUNDAYS! IT'S A 4 HOUR DAY! =-D GREAT, EH?
[Anonymous]
DUDE... MY FACK HEARTS NOW!!!

*Exhales* WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!
[Anonymous]
If you married Jack Johnson, you're name would be jacjohnsonthesmurf.

You girls have way to much energy for this hour on a thursday, February 30th.
Being old and unenergized and lazy is dumb.
Don't.
[Anonymous]
I'm going to have a black baby.
I'm done with the caps. They were annoying me. LOL. Anywho... why would I break for poles? That makes NO sense. I'm serious... poles are evilness. We should kill them all with our cars, wanna help¿?
=-D
[Anonymous]
Yes, it usually is.
Hyper or not.
Good luck with that, miss smurf.
I have the utmost faith in you.
[Anonymous]
Ahhhh...
No.
Comment away.
I'm a comment whore.
Don't get old and lazy and unenergetercized. It's a drag.
You seem happy.
That is good to me.
wooo.
[Anonymous]
I am content with the realizaions I have made in the past two days.
They weren't easy.
Well, that's a lie. They were very easy. It's just what they imply that becomes the hard thing to deal with. I'm making no sense, I know. I'll dedicate and entire entry to it soon. When I have the confidence too.
But yeah, I'm content.
Thanks for asking.
You whore.
[Anonymous]
Yes, the father of muh black babies would be Jordan. *blushes*

Koi is an ass.
He needs to go......... to heck!!!!

Okay sleepie byes time for me... *passes out and starts to snore really loudly................................... 'wow' wakes up, see the puddle of drool*
Uhh, that's not mine... *whistles*

Muwahahaha. I'm a DORK and PROUD of IT!

Dude, I am the QUEEN DORK!
Har har! =-D
[Anonymous]
Ahaha, a virgin whore?
I think I have become one of those again myself.
Yep, it grew back.
I just checked.
[Anonymous]
awwwwww.
boo cough.
*kicks cough*
I hope you're getting your inhaler and not your mother's. If I'm remembering that correctly, then it was her's that was no fun at all with the coating of the throat with badness and such.
I think I drank too many Dr. Pepper's. If thats humanly possible.
[Anonymous]
Hello?!?!?!?!

I dunno... maybe tomorrow? He said he'd call me after he gets off work.
Or he told me to call him. Not quite sure which one. Hopefully he will call because I told him it took me like 5 *cough*reallyitwas20ormore*cough* tries to get a hold of me.

Anywho, would you like a new pair of pants? They are nice clean, peed in pants.
*falls off the floor flaffing her fass off*
[Anonymous]
4 more...
[Anonymous]
and...
[Anonymous]
you have ...
[Anonymous]
40.
[Anonymous]
Eh, most things in my life are wrong and odd.
Hence the continuation of the girlfriend/female interest merry-go-round.
I'll try not to be too offended by what you ask.
Unless it has to do with raisins.
I abhor those.
Little bloody booger looking things...
ick.
[Anonymous]
You said you had an odd question.
I was trying to answer it without it being asked.
I am not the amazing carmac or the amazing kreskin.
I am merely Nick Nickson.
But if you want to ask something, you can, that's all I meant.
As long as it doesn't involve raisins.
And good work on the boogering. I have boogered a few places in my time.
[Anonymous]
Lol, well alright, then.
I guess.
Now I'm rather interested to know what you were gonna ask or what you now know.
But you know, it's good either way.
[Anonymous]
*sighs*

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TAG!!! You're it. LMAO!

Boredom... sucks.

Sleep... is so over-rated.

But yet, I love sleep.
It's rather silly if you ask me.

Flaffing my fass on.
Fundays over. =-(
I'm all sad now. *tear*
[Anonymous]
Being genuinely tired is a good reason to go to bed.
That or being cold or having a good reason to move the sheets.
[Anonymous]
i hope you get the bmw ;)
thanks for the advice it worked real well
[Anonymous]
i didn't mean to leave the annonomous comment but i didn't have time to change it once i saw what i did-pearl
[Anonymous]
whoa thats jack johnson...whos very kickass. =) you have good music taste.
[Anonymous]
People think I am ignorant because I lack 'experience'(ie I didn't make a ton of stupid mistakes in highschool) I think I am wise because I had controle over my own actions and did positive things that put me in a much better place than those others with all of their 'life experiences'. You don't have to screw up to know that it sucks and anyone who says you do just wants you to be screwed like them.
i've probably said "i want to go home" everyday since 7th grade....and i'll do it till i die...tee hee! LS is Luke Skates...tee hee! but he likes me....
shitty deal shitty deal with all teh car stuff. but YAY for the comments every day. i'm happy now! yay lol. BMW's are wayyy nicer..hope it all works out
BMW, Caviller-NO!!!! My friend just got one of those and it breaks down every like two weeks and she's only had it for a couple of months! =-/
Totally blows.
Anywho, yah.
The hot guy is one of the guys that were drunk... and yah. He called me again... woke me up too... =-( I didn't get to the phone in time though... so he left a message on the answering machine... Haha...
Okay so yah. I'll wait to call you until you come online or something...
[Anonymous]
yeah...i'm waiting till i'm 18...cheaper and i'll be ready to drive...but i have a car...1993 chevy blazer
[Anonymous]
awwe i always lovbe your pictures
-we have similar colors now on our diary
hot stuff
-rita
tha would be great ill add you too
thats weird though .. i just changed my layout the heart should not be visible

-rita
hahah diary tag ... hmmm everyone can see the new layout other then you!! why and i did rename it refresh!! lol
is my pannel red and everything???
thats weird

-rita
p.s tag your it
thats soo odd!!!
mine is green and that purple pink color too and it has the faint in the backround in those colors ehh oh well
maybe youll see it tommoro...

>>>>//// kicks your ass with my shoe...
"your it"
hahahahahahah!! lmao

knocks you down .. bits off a birds head and vomits it all up on your face.. and then i say.. "your it"
erhh your was wayyyyy better.. i cant beat it your just better

-rita
o. haha. thanx. i dont get wat u were saying abt the friends thing. but wanna b friends? lol. ttyl bye.
+Courtney+
I have to say...
I have heard that shit about... " You're not growing up like Normal Teens would !! "

The fact that i'm not on the Benefit, I do have a job, Am not into Sex.. Ect, Would rather sit at home quietly during the day then go make a pain in the ass of myself, and have -just- managed to get my License...

Gawd, that whole - Growing up like -Normal- Teens is a crock of shit. What makes a Normal Teen??

Feh !!!
throws your body of off me, "i wasnt being sarcastic and i give up lol"
you won
your the winner!!!!

sry about that sit was down!!

because your way better then me lol
i was ganna say something peverted and gross so i gave up lol
Juss a lil note to say I've placed my cent here! I've read your entry.. I juss dont know what to say on this one, sorry.

Look after yourself baybee gurl... juss one thing I do have to say. "Dont worry about your family"

Well.. take it easy gurl, but take it aiight??!!

~ Cheerz ~

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[Anonymous]
hahah awwe. well im soo beat im off to bed

someother time well finish this offf
nighty night
rita
-ritadiary
[Anonymous]
I'm drinking Dr. Pepper right now... and I have a bag of doritos at home.
Man, this sitD phenomenom is weird.
You cut wood?
That's awesome.
I've wielded a few axes in my time.
Usually with very poor results.
Just because someone offers you something doesn't mean you have to take it nor should you feel bad for not taking it.
That's my piece for now, jac.
wooo.

--Nick
[Anonymous]
Lol.. the phenomenon of me reading people's entries and them mentioning food and me eating that food as I read their entry.
I'm scared.
Hold me.
[Anonymous]
I talked to the hot guy today, Kevin is his name. He's so sweet... awww... so sweet... Yup.
[Anonymous]
By the way, my dad won't be home til like 4am so I can't call you tomorrow night. =-(
And yes, the hot guy was one of the drunks guys. And yes, I still have your number, lol.
[Anonymous]
Dooood, I was listening to him in the car on the way here.
And then I blew a fuse in my radio and had to listen to the voices in my head.
They're not nearly as nice as Jack.
He rocks.
I want a cool name like Nick Nickson.
I'd either be a rock star or a porn star or a cookie maker with that name.
[Anonymous]