Boy do my friends smoke a lot of herb. And one tells me she thinks I look like Wolverine and that it's hot. Why can't I find any unmarried and single girls who like me for my mutton chops? Or do they have to be high? Such is the sad, lonely life of a good guy. But do not fret my faithful compatriots, I have friends who think I look good with the sideburns. Maybe that'll do the trick. Yeah, that's the ticket.