Meatloaf Follies

Listening to: (hed)p.e.- Bartender
Feeling: vulnerable
I'm just thinking, "Damn, this meatloaf sandwich is very bland." I'm not gonna do anything about it I think. I've learned to settle with things like that. Blah blah blah... I've not much really to say at the moment, just wanted to take another slot on the entry list. Staples hasn't called back since the interview. Granted, it's only noon and they said they'd call back today, I have some waiting I think. I need mo' money to pay for my hoo ride of a Mustang. I am now opening up the bidding for a ride in it. Included in the package is drearily dull conversations with yours truly, a trip to the ice cream shoppe, maybe some music if we're lucky enough to have had me install the radio, and a nice rumbling vibration under your pants. No you pervs, not that. My cars engine. It purrrrrrrrss. Anything goes, best offer stays. Let's open the bidding.
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i want a ride!!!!
That is such a tease!!!






I'm going to go hide in my hidey place now!
Tease?? Nah. Just make me an offer. Tease?
hmmmm..... i would have to say......a dozen doughnuts?

not good enough eh? i am not worthy enough i guess.
Errrm! Holy Crap Mang!!!
Ok... Ummm... I'll never do that again!
I offer you 4 links:
Red vs Blue
I'll Will Press
GI Joe 1
GI Joe 2
And a piece of delicious GUM!
Hmmm, starting to sound good. Not yet though. Well let it go through for a little while and I'll decide then. When my car is done, thou shalt have a ride, even if I have to travel across the city to pick you up.
before i bid i must know the color of the mustang and the year. these things are very important.

ps. what's that thing to the left on top.
[Anonymous]
I bid one lifetime supply of kicking your ass for not giving me the first ride in it like you promised me years ago when you first got it. Bitch.
[Anonymous]
I don't care if I get the first ride but I'd love some pralines and cream icecream from thiry-one flavors. :)
[Anonymous]
I'll let you borrow my pants >.< they're cute.
I really think you should come and pick up the hot chicks at Shan's after you pick up Jon. Actually I think you promised too many people the first ride in it after it's running. Love ya!
[Anonymous]
im fine riding in the back seat. and we'll talk about offers later, winkwink. =P
[Anonymous]
I would ban all the making of sugar cookies in the world and especially, by me for you, FOR ALL TIME, if I am not picked up right after you get Jon. I will have Black Sunshine ready to play whether you have a sound system or not. I would so kick your bitch ass too! You are just a bitch teasing us like this. You dog me I start taking your spark plugs!!
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