Freshly Squeezed Stupidity

Feeling: belligerent
To the tune of the Spiderman theme Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew. Good for me and good for you. Makes you pee, really bad. Neon green it makes me glad. Drink up, here comes the Mountain Dew. In the chill of D&D, It will be there flowing free. Hack and slash an orc, I'm a really real big dork.

Magic Mountain this weekend I think. Should be a good time. Maybe meet some groovy new people and hopefull black out on Goliath like my friends did last time. Me love them gigantic roller coasters that smash your balls down harder than taking off in the space shuttle. Did you know that plopping down in a chair is the equivalent of putting 10 Gs on your body. And sneezing is 5 Gs. Yes, you can make all sorts of interesting explosive devices with just household materials. How's that working out for you? The clever thing?

~-=Quote Of The Day=-~ "Most of our imports come from other countries." --George W. Bush (1946 - )
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wow thats 1 catchy jingle. u should submit that 2 moutin dew company. u b rich! lol
[Anonymous]
haha, well wisconsin may not be all that exciting, but it's my home. i miss it. it's the cheese and beer.
oh, do not fret. i'm moving away from armenia in january, where i will then be in wonderful wisconsin.
well i think i can definitely handle the IDs and the making out, but my fifth grade teacher hated me. how about fourth grade?
magic mountain? aww, katie = super jealous. take me with? i promise i'm pretty cool.

i have mountain dew right now. go figure.
UPDATE!
A.J. wants to leave me a comment, oh yes he does.. why? because I rule.. oh yeah. lol. :) Too bad I didn't get to really chat with ya!
[Anonymous]
happy be-lated birthday.
lap dances for all!
[Anonymous]
sounds good to me :)
stop it im ticklishhhh
[Anonymous]
woah, you live in "So Cal" maybe i'll drop in some time when i'm not in "Pennsylvania," self degrading humor worked for me with the ladies... or just being downright genuine.. or buying hookers.. they all worked for me.. maybe you could give em a go... "were you on "laguna beach"?"
woah, that song blew my mind. :)
holy fuck I enjoyed that quote. And doesnt some chemical in moutain dew cause some erectile complications or stunting of penile growth? uhh, good luck with taht!
I suppose so...I suppose so...well we'll just have to plan better!

bake and bring your won cake


word to yo mother from my friend heff
dude what happened to our party! what the hell?

precious angel o' mine. :)
Hello Darling. New diary...it should be fun. Hope your doing well.

-V
goodness your blind

love-
kiss
umm just look in that corner in my diary
thats not perfect

love,
kiss
i have no idea
thanks
i wish i was perfect
hey
your genitals are safe.. for now.
I am a huge Bush fan but I must admit we all say dumbass things sometimes. And just to confirm your suspisions: Yes you are a dork- but that isn't necissarily a bad thing righ?