We Want The Funk! Bring On The Funk!

by joltbloodedpsycho
Feeling: flighty

P. Sherman 42 Wallabee Way, Sydney. Ha ha!! From now on you will be know as Shark Bait! Shark Bait hoo haha! Guess what I'm watching. Very perceptive my astute readers. You get a cookie. Ever notice that Dory has freckles? I did because I'm just awesome like that. Dude... Slap me some fin. Gimme some noggin'. Dooooood. Feeling ok today. Wicked migraine slash sinus pressure has been kicking my ass for the past 2 days and I'm glad to be almost completely rid of it. Time to get wasted and wake up next to surly drunk chicks who have worse teeth than Prince Henry. Or not. Who wants to get sloshed Friday night? Call me.

~-=Quote Of The Day=-~ "The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you." --Kin Hubbard (1868 - 1930)
~-=Addendum=-~ I've figured it out! It's all about a Valentines day ROCK!! What else says "undying love" than a chunk of the immortal earth. Just another bit of retarded information from my convoluted brain stuck in a retarded romantic backwards era. Honey, I love you. Here's a rock with a big red heart painted on it. Wanna fuck?
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i love you
Ah, the joys of Finding Nemo.
[Anonymous]
well i meant to write my birth is comeing upon me once again its not really by birthday yet not tell tuesday but when it comes around i will be sure to still a air ballon and head your way
[Anonymous]
where my ring bitch haha. -dancestorelove
[Anonymous]
Good times. Good times with me and my bible.

Even though I got bored of all the big words after about five minutes and decided to spend my evening playing minesweeper instead.

Minesweeper kicks God's ass any day. Yeah I'm so putting that in today's entry.
my exact coordiants or inordinate

how the hell do you spell those

jeesh

i have a faithful line of stalkers

pure bliss

be my heartache

xoxo
i might have to find a picture of prince henry. hey i like your picture of quagmire. that guy is so sleazy, it makes me feel a little ill. especially that episode when its a flashback to him as a baby and he's being breastfed by his mother, and he does the "heh, heh... allllright."

its the first time i have been on here for ages so make sure you leave me a message, que? hope you are well.
I wanna get 'sloshed friday night'
too bad your like 10000 miles away
no eaten' here tonite
no eaten' here tonite
you on a diet

wow twenty-six year olds even watch that movie
:-)
i think the heart thing is unbelievably(how the fuck do you spell that) romantic...i would sure fuck a guy that would give me one a v-day with a painted heart on it <3

sloshed? hot word for being toasted...very nice....i am going to borrow that one...although isnt like english or whatever chaps that so that?

omg...showing my ignorance

xoxo
the coolest person on guam
hahah i love the quote of the day
sup wanna b my friend
[Anonymous]
spsh!
[Anonymous]
I have your tools in the back of my truck still.

I SLEEP NOW
[Anonymous]
wow. so bitter.
Happy Valentines!

-V
How sweet of you to find that romantic. Haha!
.cait.
[Anonymous]
haha thank you so much
you're like the only one who succeeded in making me feel better
Yeah it really is the thought that counts. I still have this bracelet made out of sweetheart candies that this one guy gave me. The particularly special thing about that gift was there was no special event it was just a day like any other day. That's why I don't like valentines day not because I have no one special but because people feel obligated to be especialy thoughtfull on that day and to me it takes all the meaning out of it.
cheers
meg
i am ellen degenersadohioadfg.. ellen.

youUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU aRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa
PERRRRRRRRRRRRRRVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
i want a rock. like your top left picture. long live family guy.
:-P A big ole rock for Valentines... It's something you could keep forever and use in a dumb country as currency. The perfect gift!

-V
Actualy I did notice that Dory had frecles and since I know that frecles are caused by increased excreation of the same thing that makes you tan so I started to wonder if fish could get sun burned... so anyway... girls like rocks if they are of the diamond kind. I wouldn't paint a red heart on it if I were you though.
ciao
Meg