Well shit, let's see, how to start this damn thing. I think I remember how to write. So the 4th of July rolls around once again for the umpteenth time, and I have to say, I'm still really fekking patriotic. I love the U.S. of fekking A. My only problem really is my migraines. Once in a while I get these gnarly-ass headaches that pound me to the bone. They throb and throb and I can FEEL my head about to burst. My eyes just about pop the hell out of my head, my head spins, the world is just not fun. It's like being drunk (I think) without any of the benefits of imaginary bravery and the ability to be impervious to car accident injury. Holy hell did my head hurt. Not even multiple Advil could get rid of that fekking thing. Nausea hovered loomed close, my shish-kabobs threatened to evacuate through the wrong hole in a quite unceremonious and hasty manner. Not even my smoked oysters wanted to stay down. Why, mommy, why does my head hurt so?? :( At least I got to see some of my friends. That made my happy. Even in my misery, there was pleasure. Mmmmm, sadomasochism....mmmmmm.....yummmmmmmm But the pain is subsiding and I'm getting ready for that Manson show in Vegas. That, like I said, should be insanely fun with all those 'weird' people who have their moms buy their 'hardcore' clothes at Hot Topic. Gotta love those little idiots for thinking they're 'unique'. Maybe I'll bring myself and my friends ferrets as a gift. They're nifty little rats. I hope to win much money and complete my 'Stang in beautific proportions. I shall also open my shop and buy all my friend lot's of shit they want too. I'm not THAT selfish. :D I think for my next entry I shall begin another short story, this time in small parts. I'll keep you all in suspense mwahahaha!!! >:D Maybe this site need groovy little smileys instead of having to cut and past our one images. Does that sound like an idea Scott? Just an idear. I don't think I forgot anything......did I leave the iron on???......... So on the next episode of my diary, I hope to start that story. Have a good evening all.