Dorkus Maximus

Feeling: fluffy
So this evening my friends and I went to a rarring game of Vampire: The Masquerade, the live action version mind you. Yes, I am that dorky to play a role playing game. Holy shitting hell are those bastards cliquish. It's just like high school, only with adults...and capes...and some fangs...but I didn't wear those things. The guys who run the game let their friends get all the best stuff, the neatest feeding grounds and whatnot. And those of us not sucking their dicks, are left following the rules that even they won't abide by. Point in case, I make a new character tonight with a set amount of clans(vampire groups) that I can be from. So I merrily choose an uppity type, knowing that I'm a good(at least decent) veteran roleplayer, hoping that I'll have fun. The storytellers(guy who runs the game) friend comes in, horribly new rookie gamer, and makes himself something we new to the group can't be. Motherfuckers. I know I should get worked up about a role playing game, but it's not fun when you're forced to follow rules that are so easily bent and broken for the "in" crowd members. I want to kill now. Yes, the dork has a murderous rage that none of you knows about. Meowdeath!!
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bob, the useless blob
[Anonymous]
I deal with that on a daily basis at work.
Example: I can't have my tongue barbell in at work (even though I still do) and yet another girl who was an ass kisser could have her nose pierced and no one said anything.
It's sad but true, but in todays world you're measured by how much ass you can kiss and not by the merrit of your work.
I say fuck that, my knees don't bend that way!
hehe.. well at least your spending your time doing something fun for you, instead of working all the time. :) I know I have said this in my entries before, and I'll say it again. Why do these stupid assholes never seem to grow out of the highschool stage? Geesh its just stupid. Anyways.. just kill them all!!! lol. :)
[Anonymous]
Well, I'm sure glad I decided to go to the hospital and wait for two and a half hours just to sit on my ass for another hour and a half while they waited to tell us that we weren't having the kid yet instead of going to the game with you. It sounds like it would have been a real downer. At least there would have been a few dorks with capes and fangs to laugh at though. Oh well, maybe next time.
[Anonymous]
wow my friends call me dorkus all the time and i actually know a girl who's name is DORKUS!!!!!!

hahahaha

oOoReNaoOo
[Anonymous]
Ya, just like you wouldn't let me use the name Sirweenie when I tried to play D&D with you guys. You wanted me to play you ass!!!!!
[Anonymous]
dork.
hey

watch my comment pic for a while... it's scarry.

-Alex-
[dra]
how cliquish.... cliquish... i like the word. you should patent it.
[Anonymous]
heh... thats funny shit bro. i know all to well what you mean when some lil newb comes in wanting to play something everyone knows they have no clue how to do it well. i thought thats why i try and stick newbies to brujah roles and laugh when they wanna be a lasombra or ventrue or something....

its fun being a gaming dork.....