Doi!

"Beware the retards, for they know not their own strength." -AJ(me) I find that quote very applicable to the "average" person. The mass, shall we say, of the normal people with no strong aspirations or ambition and only muck through their days in a bland fugue resembling a life. Long-winded as that may be, the "average" person is a retard. Given a slight shock, they lose all "common sense" and begin acting so irrationally that they need to be put down like a rabid animal. It's these people who make the actual interesting and exemplary human beings stand out and become even more of a draw to those seeking some kid of intelligent connection in the world. I put in my 2 weeks at the comic shop because the auto places wouldn't be able to work around both my school and work schedules. So now it's back to being a grease monkey and student. Back to being sexy!! :D

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"Don't ask of your friends what you yourself can do." --Quintus Ennius
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Aren´t you ever satisfied?
So I finally managed to get you the cookies, and what do you want now?
Brains???
Where the hell will I get brains from?
heheh mayyyyyyybeh..
tomorrows friday.. water you uppp ter?
no no sonn, just wondered if you were hittin' up foam night at the club? hah i'm closin' at work anyhow.

when you hit late twenties is going to the coffeehouse and sippin' on macchiato's reallly become THAT exciting?
hey wuts up i havent talked to u in a long time????!!!!
yea democary lends it self to retards

i agree

so do others
hey wuts up????
hey what are you up too? Thanks for the comment...talk to you later
Liv
[liv]
Hey, can you help me again?

How do you get a picture to show up when you comment on other people's diary? like, the signature picture?
i just noticed that you put Quagmire back.

nice. he belongs there.
I know it took a while...
gross, you're on.
Is this one okay?
There wasn´t that much choice at the brain-store today.

What exactly is the one thing you wouldn´t do?
I´m just curious, you know, of course I would never ask you to, well, whatever...
Right. Marriage.
Why not?
I really don´t have any other plans for the weekend.

Gosh, that brain ist big.
I think I´ll have to take it off again.

Still hungry?
Too bad, the brain is gone.

Can I borrow you dictionary?
It seems to have far better words in it than mine.

I looked up adiabatic though, so you´re really a constant source of education for me.

Vegas sounds good, but I have to be back in 22 1/2 hours for work. I think that might be a rather tight schedule.

If you dig up Elvis I´ll hijack a plane!
No, wait, that would have to be a rocket, or else I´ll never make it in 4 hours.
Whatever.
You bring Elvis, I´ll be there!
Are you telling me you have Elvis?
Right there, in your house?
How did you do that?
I don´t quite believe you, and, you know, we can´t build our dreams on suspicious minds.

I am so ... moved ... now.
And also ... honoured.
Yes.
Nobody ever brought back the dead for me before.
Or even attempted to.
I suppose I must marry you now.
Yeah, you got me.
I´m such easy prey for every braineater that comes my way.

Why the hell would I be patronizing you?
That is definitely not the kind of marriage I was thinking of.

And maybe I´ll just stick with the normal, boring, living Elvis.
The zombie version isn´t quite what I expected it to be.
Guesswork is my life.
Oh, my darling, how are you these days?
I'm glad things are going for you. Too bad your all rush-y for bed. I'm sending you all my happy thoughts.


-Val
There's no yahoo on this computer and it won't let me download. Ahhhh. I guess I should be getting to bed too. It's 4:45 here. :-) I'll stop by again soon.



You're always sexy, and you so know it too.
Frankly I think you're a lot sexy.

And so am I.
It's much more fun being a retard and suprising everyone than it is being clever and letting everyone down.

Comment indeed.
The crap thing is I'm the other one, everyone thinks I'm clever when I'm just a retard who's managed to guess a few questions on some exams.
you seem intersting...
♥ liv
[liv]
lol of course
hope you are good as well
♥ liv
i like your comment picture
[liv]
Weird... I haven't been on this site for months and there you are on the active user list at the same time as me. :-) Good times.
Lol thats pretty hardXcore just like 'scene' kids
how are you?
-liv
[liv]
DUMBFACE! You didn't tell the handshake storyyyyyy! do it,do it! i DARE you!
Hey Grease Monkey.....

:-)
Sorry, finals week is makin' it hard fo' a pimp.
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Durrr The one you told me about the mentally challeneged guy who shook your hand.. GAWD you're mean..I HATECHU!
AJ YOURE SO ON! So maybs I don't hate you.. MAYBS!

So exciting news.. I'm leaving for a sofee shop in like 10 minutes to study for AP Gov.. cute no?
oh AND i'm stopping by the cofee* shop too.. to learn to effing spell.
I know there are too few of you nice guys, and I don't mess with them anymore. I used to but I've stopped, now they come to me lol I'm sorry abou the 6:20 am thing that sucks I get up at 5:45 am for school so I feel your pain..only I don't get to play with anything.
Liv
[liv]
Yes I was a partial birth abortion.. they tried to remove my brain at birh but didn't scrape out ALL of my brain.. therefore I have just enough so that I can reach some level of normalcy although apparently i have only short term memory and thereby flunk out of school? OOhs an official supersexy tutor! Get to strippin'!? whatchu sayin' boy???


and why not lambskin, huh?