Summary Execution

Feeling: pathetic
And now, for some hatred... I hate diaries, I like whippings, my friends smoke prodigious amounts of herb, I want a chick who digs me for my Wolverine mutton chops, Stephen King makes some kick-ass quotes, I like writing stories about human misery, people are stupid, babies make good clubbing weapons, I am the son and the heir on something that is criminally vulgar, thinking too much about whether there is more than one Matrix makes ones head hurt and possibly drives one insane, went to a Marilyn Manson concert with hopes of picking up goth chicks, Friday the 13ths are fekking awesome, BLING BLING!!, hardly anybody used the chatrooms here, I love my '67 Mustang with a strange and unusual passion that should be reserved for obsessive-compulsives, scary-looking asian guys turn me on, I wish I were there with Pink Floyd, Floggin' Molly knows about my worst day since yesterday, people can't drive, nice guys finish last, chicks dig assholes, I want to be an auto mechanic and work on oldies carsies, chipatole, my brian hurts sometimes with a pain of an elephant escaping sideways from my head, people on the 15 freeway on the way to Las Vegas can't drive, I wish I were Wolverine because I watched LXG, my mutant power is to sprout broken CD's from in between my fingers, I have no concience and I'm going to the 6th level oh Hell on a bobsled, it's hard to get kids blood out of my clown suit, drank when they said "force", I think I'm happy, I want to use science to make myself a perfect woman, discombobulate, æ is a neat letter, don't fuck with me, I sometimes think I'm a sociopath, I need a new hobby, the world is NOT separated by only fear and love, the "groovy" feeling is groovy, I'm a car slut, I forgot, I don't know why people believe in "god," why do people write in this thing, my asian boyfriend is sexy, Socrates and Douglas Adams write good, my quotes are lame, I farted green apples, I love Jolt Cola, statistics are neat, Mustang shows kick ass, I am THE Atomic Jolt!!!, shut up and don't be stupid, I rant, I think I regret too much, yeah, I like quotes, I want to see what everybody on here looks like, I still like quotes, a picture of MotherMayhem and I is in my user info, I hate being nice, I have pics of mustangs on here, spilch, I'm not a typical guy, I'm auctioning off rides in my car, LEANT HOW TO DRIVE PEOPLE!!, Docta Satan!!!, my secret lab still need volunteers, I'm learning latin, erebus and I are making an polka/thrasher/death rock band, I write depressing poems badly, I like psycho chicks, I'm on friendster and chiafriend, people who bitch about 9-11 are bitches, what the fuck is a mulberry bush, the human ability to do anything is limitness, I am/was a morlock, I'll put my phone # up soon, it's 714 356 5658, I'm a fogging hopeless romantic, my feet hurt, I want to move out, spank me, car shows still kick ass, after 30 hours of being awake I turn into a ranting zombie-like creature, the demons and angels play in my head far too often, it might be a tumor, I don't have enough "life experiences," people copy my addendum and meow thingy, my writing still sucks, I'm bitter, I read American Gods way too much, Trogdor!!!, I get bored easily, happy days, I'm Wolverines retarded little brother, some roleplayers are too cliquish and I want to beat them with a rubber chicken, nothing is certain, telepathy can be a scary concept, nobody knows the name of Bastians mother in Neverending Story, good times, knowledge is addictive, knowledge is power, absolute power corrupts absolutely, think about "god" when you read that, my quizzes suck, I can't live without friends, I bitch a lot, my work sucks, Halloween kicks ass. For those of you who read this, damn you're bored. And thank you. Meow.
Read 7 comments
You have a '67 Mustang?!!!!

*major jealousy*

*Ash
Scary looking asian guys turn me on too..

*Valerie*
[Anonymous]
I actually didn't read aaaaall of it...I read up to the Mustang part and then scanned.

:P

*Ash
Bastian's mom is named Guadalupe. Or was it Berthamo? All I remember about that movie is Tom Selik's nude scene.
[Anonymous]
I am bored! and yes I read that,.. ALL OF THAT! haha.. man was that ever fucked up... but fucking cool at the same time.
~Janet
[Anonymous]
Omg! That's freakin AWESOME! LoL I can understand about your Mustang because that's how I feel about my Dakota. I want it with me all the time. ::who needs men?:: tehe

Pees. ~*Kristina
[Anonymous]
broken cd's between fingers can come in handy.

haha i said come

hahaha i said handy

meowsta?
[Anonymous]