Random shit for the time: Did you know that in the book, The Neverending story, Atreyu's skin was green and that his horse Artax could speak? Makes you wonder. I have an unhealthy desire to play the Xbox game Need For Speed: Underground 2. Although it has mostly imports and such, I do enjoy the versatility and customization. I'd get into it, but that would be boring as watching dead people fuck. Wait...that might be somewhat entertaining if they're vampires or mummies. I mean, come on, they're dead right? Sexy like. My friend's party was uber cool. I spent 2 nights at her house since my human aquarium was being tented for bugs. I was willing to die any time in the near future, but I asked it to wait until after Saturday night in hopes that good things will happen to me the night of the party. I can die now in relative peace. :P Nah, not really. I have so much more pain to instill upon the world and your sorry monkey asses that it'll be a hundred billion jillion googlefillion before I'm done. Mwahaha!! Why yes, in fact I am this lame in person too. Want proof? Just come play checkers with me. Please. Should I put my number on here again for anybody bored off their shitters enough to call me? Hmmm, maybe I should take a poll. Take it like a fox!! I like boobies. Can I see yours? Even if it's only in a tank top or tight sweater. It's all this dying man is asking for. Grant me my final wish. I command it. Good people, good drinks, good gravy my ass stinks. I can relate to this quote quite well.