Listening to: L7 - Fuel My Fire
Feeling: destructive
I mean to go on a rampage soon. I mean serious death and destruction, mayhem, murder, and maybe even some plundering if it gets good enough.
I'm going to try to take lessons to become like some guy out of a romance novel. I'm already a bit arrogant and chivalrous like most of those other dudes. I'm tall, dark/tan, and my mom thinks I'm handsome. :P Now I just need to become a duke, learn to speak with an english or french accent, get buff and oily, and learn everything there is to learn about being a hoity toity bastard.
I think I'll do well.
This is all because I watched Kate and Leopold the other day for some unforsaken reason. I was drawn in. I wanted to be the Duke. I want chicks to be interested in what I say. I'd like for them to think I'm some 19th century hunk. I'll wear the clothes, speak the lingo, and know what's to be known.
Do you think me desparate? I think I just want to better myself and hone my skills at being a gentleman and suiter.
Countdown ~-=Only 10 days until my birthday=-~
Feel free to send my naked postcards.
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