Driving Instructions

Listening to: Plunkett & Mclene
Feeling: hardcore
Basics - You must know how to speak-a english!!! Right of Way - Look out for pedestrians, because they are stupid and think they own the road. They will jump in front of you and not look both ways when crossing the street. But sometimes, they just deserve to get run over. At Stop signs, yield to those who were there before you. If you arrive at the same time, yield to the person to your right. Most people are just stupid and stay there for 20 minutes and go "duh" and don't go. This leads to everybody going at the same time, and everybody is equally stupid. Speed Limits - Honestly, I think speed limits are for people who don't know how to drive. The speed limit on freeways doesn't mean that's how fast you go in the fast lane. Morons. Turning - When making a turn, don't come to a near stop, your car won't tip over! Hug the curb, don't jump on it, try to get as near as possible without touching it. Follow the inside line, which means make the widest turn possible. This is due to the laws of inertia, an object in motion will continue in motion in a straight line. Large curves are the closest thing to it. Brake only as much as needed, and only until you're about to start the actual turning. Let the cars momentum carry it the rest of the way of the turn, and when you're about to straighten your car out, start accelerating. Simple. But most people are stupid. More to follow, maybe.
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Quoth The Scarlet One:
"Awwww C'mon! Turn the fucking thing, don't park it!"
Just dropping by to say a quick hello & thanks for your note. =)

Your diary is just too cool. I like your sense of humor & got a real kick out of this entry. ;)

Anyway... Stop by & visit me again sometime. I'll be sure to stop back by here every now & then.

Take care!
Yes, all take lessons. He's by far the best driver I know. I don't feel like I'm going die when he switches lanes or merges, and he parallel parks like a dream.
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