Do not attempt to adjust the screen. We control the invertical. We control the horizmatical. We control what you will be thinking and seeing for the next indefinite period of time. So say we. We will continue to say the obligatory statements and we will also continue to act in a completely contradictory fashion of said statement. This enigmatic portrayal of what you previously believed to be a truth will now become the overwhelming lie that will dominate your ever-existingly pliable and non-functional mind. We've brought it to such a point because we do not believe you can live happily or in anything near a utopian ideal. You shall live in the chaos and futility of our destructive path to a nihilistic and incomprehensibly stagnant state of pretentious nothingness. You watch this and say to yourself that this cannot be, there is another way. There is not. We have made it so that all signs point outward to a power that continues to circle and never actually alit on the fact that it is what you don't want it to be. Have we concluded this speech designed to impregnate you with the obvious fact that it simply will not happen. It is impossible and you should lay down your arms and surrender at once. Surrender now. I command you.