Sleep Depraved

Feeling: groovy
Yes, I know the term is 'sleep deprived', but you know what?, I feel more perverted than usual, so there. Nyah. I'm so tired, well, sleepy mainly, today. So sleepy and giddy in fact that earlier I laughed so hard I farted green apples. I need some sort of a highly addictive, narcotic, depressant, coagulant pick-me-up today. Time for some JOLT!!!!
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hey try some nodoze or yellowjackets...heh they work wonders for me :)
I so want the talent to fart green apples. I think I would get more guys that way. Maybe I will learn to fart caramel apples!!
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You know what else works? Duct tape. Apply liberally.
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