How about this for bored, a personal ad. (No, psycho, this isn't for you) I think I'm going to put myself out there and wear my heart on my sleave as it were. You shall be privy to some inner thoughts and ideas that make me tick and drive me to near-insanity looking for that special girl. We're all looking for that "special" someone, the problem is finding them without killing yourself. As to a "perfect" somebody, I think there's a good chance there is one out there for everybody, but there are also the "near" perfect people out there that can make you just as happy. Let's start shall we? She has to be funny first of all. No exceptions. She has to make me laugh with some twisted raunchy, gross joke. Dry humor that would make an englishman look like the funniest man alive and sarcasm are biggest turn-ons. To be able to say something so off beat and loony denotes a speck of insanity, a keen intelligence and good perception at human faults. Can you cook dinner? Then I'm yours baby. The quickest way to my heart (other than the ribcage) is though my stomach. I like scrapping and wrastling around a lot so I want a girl to be physical. I want a girl who plays field hockey or something. With big strong legs that could pop my head. >:) I want a girl who wants me for me. I know I'm not the hottest chap on the block, but I'm cute (that's what my mom says), and I can almost look like Wolverine. :P I like brushing hair, giving backrubs, footrubs, basically, I like to spoil my girl. I'm a mushy kind of guy. I'm a big teddy bear. I like to snuggle and kiss whenever the whim takes me. Damn I'm a dork. Ok, I think that's all. Sorry for making a fool of myself in front of you guys. -=Addendum=- I think one of the problems is that I'm so adaptable and multi-faceted (not trying to sound pompous or anything) that I can be just about anything a girl wants and still be myself. I can wrap my little, perverted mind around anything she likes and like it, because there's a most likely chance that I do. Oh well. I am what I am, and I want to be hers. Hehehe, that's kind of cool. I'll have to remember that one.