yes, i feel blessed. wanna know why i feel blessed? cuz there is a god and he loves me...and he is beautiful, and i am going to see him...and by the way, his name is gerard. haha, warped tour tickets came in today...yay!!! im number 3121...haha, kicks ass dont it? lol, i look like ive been killing people again, im all covered in paint. but my rooms done... now i just gotta go find furniture for and get the carpet put in and i can move in, which kicks ass. heh, i have bloody valentine stuck in my head now too. its probly cuz when i was washing my hands, all i could think of was "oh my love, please dont cry...i'll wash my bloody hands and we'll start a new life" haha im such a freak. umm...lets see, what else... oh yeah, only a week until my birthday!!! ill be 16, finally. only think that sucks is its on a sunday, so no permit :( but i'll get it on monday, so that works. ive got a job lined up too, i start work right after my birthday. i'm not really looking forward to it too much, but hey, moneys money, right? i definetely need some of that... dude, i found this website, and its all these one liner thingys, theyre really funny. i copied the best ones, check it out. A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking. A day for firm decisions! Or is it? A religious war is like children fighting over who has the strongest imaginary friend. Admit nothing, deny everything and make counter-accusations. Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question. All true wisdom is found on T-shirts. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools. Bald guys never have a bad hair day. Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Chicago law prohibits eating in a place that is on fire. Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime? Dawn is nature's way of telling you to go to bed. Depression is merely anger without the enthusiasm. Don't be humble, you're not that great. Don't trust reality. After all, it's only a collective hunch. Drive defensively - buy a tank. Drugs cause amnesia and other things I can't remember. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. For good, return good. For evil, return justice. Getting screwed while everybody else is getting laid. Give a jackass an education and you get a smartass. Help wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply. Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defence. How come wrong numbers are never busy? I like being single. I'm always there when I need me. I still miss my ex. But my aim is getting better. I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out. If at first you don't succeed, look in the trash for the instructions. If god is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining. If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? If life gives you lemons, stick them down your shirt and make your boobs look bigger. If you didn't get caught, did you really do it? Illegal drugs are the chlorine in the gene pool. It's better to be wanted for murder that not to be wanted at all. Maybe this world is another planet's hell. Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose. Rehab is for quitters. Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any. Support your local Search and Rescue unit. Get lost. Teamwork is essential - it allows you to blame someone else. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. Work harder: millions on welfare depend on you. You will be a winner today. Pick a fight with a four-year-old. You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. lmao, anyway, if any of you want to see the whole list, click here. but i think im done here, soo...yeah.