Listening to: I love myself today- Bif Naked
Feeling: amused
You know that fuzzy feeling you get just before you fall asleep, than BANG you best friend throws open your bedroom door and is shoving a bong in your face screaming "HOOT! HOOT!" well I'm that fuzzy feeling... or am I the best friend? Either way. You get my idea.
I saved a life today. I bought some worms from a fishing place and burried them in my back yard... does that make me an enviromentalist? What if I bought a kitten and burried it in my back yard... would you still think of me as a enviromentalist? Probably not, huh? I THOUGHT SO!
(Dont let me get me-Pink)
Imagine yourself on a deserted island.. no food. and It's only me and you... Every morning you wake up to find that your left ear is slowly being eaten by "SOMETHING"... do you start suspecting me? YOU SHOULD.
NOW... imagine yourself sitting in a restrant... I come by your table and ask "how would you like you grilled cheese?" you havent ordered yet... and you dont eat dairy products. Do you make a fool of ME by saying " I havent ordered yet" or do you suffer and say "grilled... with cheese"...
WELL!!! thanks for ruining my career as a waitress you bitch.
(american woman-guess who)
The last few days have circulated around SLEAZY... get this... quotes and everything:
-adams msn name was sleazy come easy go
-I was called particularly sleazy
-listen to this awesome some called sleazy whore at the mall with jayme
-getting into the car on monday i heard the last word of a conversation.. last word being SLEAZY....
what the hell is with this? I think somebody is trying to tell me something... i woudlnt be surprised... I do have my sleazy... well I was going to say moments but it stretches to hours... sometimes days. On the other hand... you have different fingers. seeya.
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