so i went to the free clinique today with the leannes. And everything went really damned good. I pee'ed in a cup, i got a pap test.
I'm skipping all the good stuff. huh?
Ok. we talked about sex ALOT! which was hilarious, because they could tell how nervous i was but how many people watched me act out things.
Then when we were waiting for my pap schmeer, we sang some messed up tunes and made jokes.
" hey candise, KNOCK KNOCK!"
"DONT PEE ON HER!"
"Lets do the test outselves,""Just dont get that flashlight stuck in me"
" I'm human jack - o - lantern!"
'GLOOP< FLOURP! WAHHHHHHH!"
" I think she sneezed"
Oh man. i love those girls. i thank them so much for coming.
my arm hurts where i got that needle. bitch. OW!
-candise
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