And the kids will be staring At what I’m not wearing When I’m arrested once again People say that I’m a menace With my scarecrow fetish Arrested once again Dorothy will be bitching When I do her I the kitchen Arrested once again Tell the judge I am mental When I procede to kiss his temple When I’m medicated once again I will while away the hours Pulling out the flowers Just to be a pain And I’ll curse at the kiddies Tell them naughty little giddies Arrested once again