last night i had another. the penguins. yes, ya hear right. penguins. they were after me!! i swear i didnt take the ang egg!! it was jus there....in my bed...under my pillow. ut i didnt take it. they accused me of doin so, but i didnt. then they chased me around town tryin to kill because i "layed on the egg and mashed it" but i didnt mean to!! i didnt even know it was there ;_; and then they started killin off meh friends and family. and said i deserved it fer killing ONE egg. and yes. fine. i did kill it. but it was an accident!! but never did i take that egg. no sir. not me. i was jus sittin there, watchin tv, mindin my own buisness. when all of the sudden.......BAM!!!! the frying pan hits teh side of my head, knockin me unconcious (sp?). and no one around to save me. since they were all dead. all because of the STUPID penguins, that dont know how to trust someone. and then when i woke up, i found mehself lyin in a ditch. in a one of those floaties they have fer the pool. this one was shaped like a duck. it was the only thing keepin me off them lil fire ants. then POP!! the penguin popped my floaty and the duck went flyin across the sky. and then *i* was lyin on a bunch of fire ants and they bit me ;_; but it wasnt my fault that egg was found in *my* bed. no. someone had to of put it there. but who? who would have been so clever as to put it in my bed, making me get the blame? then the idea came to mind. the penguins! yes. their criminal master mind had to have done it. i put the peices together. went back to my room, and found penguins feathers on my bed, on my floor, and leading out the window. yes. them pnguins. they were behind this. all because of 3 years ago when i accidently sat on baby chester's head. killing him as the blood spewed out from his head. but was it my fault he got scared at the carnival that day? no. was it my fault who chose to sit next to me on the faris wheel? no. was it my fault he got scared and went to sit on the floor? no. and was it my fault i stood up to help the stupid thing before he fell out the seat of the thingy, then he got up, sat in my spot, and i thoguht he fell out already, and i sat down right on him? no, no, no. so i, bein the person i am, found those penguins and shot them all. yes i did. but were they dead? no. in fact, theyre haunting me again!!!!! will this madness ever stop????!!!!???!!!!!