You're more punk, hard kore, mod, indie, emo. anything than me. Your hair is cooler, your pants are tighter, you have more tattoos. You have cooler pins on your messenger bag. Your favorite band is more obscure than mine. Your glasses are thicker and blacker than mine. The plugs in your ears are bigger, and you know more people in bands than I do. Because we all know that's what really matters. In a scene where the music has taken a backseat to the haircuts: YOU WIN AND I LOSE.