hahahaha what a day! you know, it was all valentines day and that means tons of candy all over the place which is cool haha. global: omg. mr messineo was about to start but i ran in like "WAIT! I have valentines candy can i pass it out quick?" so he let me... so me n kat got the catapult down and started flinging mini candy bars at people (alice almost died haha, we were all planning her funeral and whatnot) and marto was making fun of our aim haha. and sarah was just laughing as usual... so anyways we got all wired and then kat asked if she could write a valentinesy message on the board. so she wrote "happy v-day mr bancroft! S2 mr messineo XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO" hahahaha. then mr messineo got all "ok we gotta start class. leave that there. sit down." so we were all "ooooo mr messineo you really DO love mr bancroft!" and bucc goes "did you get him a present?" and slowly we all caught on and started cracking up sooo hard and mr messineo was all "what? whats the joke?!" so kat goes "so mr messineo i heard clara saw you in a certain store at the mall on saturday..." and he was like "yeah... fancy meeting her in victorias secret..." and we were all "MR MESSINEO WHAT WERE YOU BUYING THERE" and he goes "hehehe i cant tell you that." so bucc goes "hahaha you WERE buying mr bancroft a present!" and it was funny. then he goes "claras thinking of opening a boutique called swansons secret..." and the guys got all awkward lol... then kat goes "how about MESSINEO's secret! cuz thats what we all wanna know..." hahahahahahaha. me n dickie are starting a book club, based on our deal: i read "les miserables" if he reads 2 madeleine l'engle books. lol. good deal i'd say. so anyways he announced it at lunch and the response was hilarious, how we started an indepth conversation about books and arguing over what would happen, and then dave goes "maybe this book club thing could help me learn how to read again..." lmao. so anyways im totally psyched about that whole thing... such is the essence of life, simple things like getting into a book and dancing when you listen to music, and smiling at random memories or jokes inside your head that nobody else understands... simple things like making somebody smile or giving them chocolate (haha the best part of valentines day...) feeling loved... and loving. speaking of which spanish culture is uber-awesome. im definitely moving somewhere spanishy and cool... although ive developed a sudden obsession for brazil and portugal. i need a yacht... haha. it might be a good idea to learn how to sail first. then i could stop by adelaide, australia and go clubbing, and visit japan on the way. and stuff. yes, life is definitely funnn... speaking of which: go here it is sex. thats an order. you have no choice. http://home.comcast.net/~mike_mclean/flash/fat-dutch-man.swf