O man... This one time, we went to Great Escape and I woke up twice in the night cuz I was so excited, and then, we got in the car and drove all around town picking people up, and then we drove to Great Escape and told the lady in the glass box that we could get in for 20 bucks apiece, so we did. The first thing we did was go on the Rainbow, which is now a water ride, and George is a cool guy because he threw water on us and plus he's funny and hott. If I do say so meself. And then we squeezed into a photobooth and took a string of pictures that ended up being mostly of my chest, apparently, and Ben and Alice wouldn't let it go hahaa. Not my fault. So we went on the Boomerang... Bad idea because I started feeling kinda icky for undisclosed reasons... Plus I didn't eat breakfast so we had to slow it down a little, and we got some Dippin' Dots and Steve got pizza and then we went on the bumper cars and that was pretty fun... When we were in the line we heard the music from the arcade so after we finished bumping each other :x we went to the arcade and played SkeeBall and DDR and then we went out and ate lunch because I'm cool and I thought up a picnic and everybody else is cool and brought stuff to eat, and this one guy came over and he was like "OMG I'm so sorry I thought you were my kids!!" haha. And my mommy is a coolkid cuz she laughs at all our jokes even when Alice is being silly and calling me a tart and stuff. lol. Silly Alice. So after lunch we went back into the park and went to Splashwater Kingdom because it was hot. And we were hot. And hott. So we went in the Bucket Brigade and down the slide and then in the wave pool and then on the Lazy River and we were being a blood clot haha, I mean all hooked up together and it was fun. Then we went back to the locker rooms and showered together!! O man! That is soooo cool! Haha. So it was just one of those outside ones where you pull the string and water comes out. Shut up. Then we went on the Pirate Ship. Me and Ben, I mean Raffi, were totally dying because there is so much Pirate stuff there and our fetishes were totally happy. If fetishes can be happy. Plus that kid is a naughty boy and makes funny faces and noises and has a great innocent face. He'll never get convicted of anything. We screamed a lot on that one and then we went on the Comet which is my favorite roller coaster and we bought the keychains because it was a pretty good picture even though my head got halfway almost cut off and Ben and Alice had another example of "my chest taking up the whole picture." haha. Not fair. Then we went and waited in line at the Raging River and none of the lines were very long which was cool cuz we got to do lots of neat stuff, and Brittany was behind us again so Ben took a picture, then we went on the ride and saw Mel Tatlock and then we mentally filled up the extra two seats in our boat with Heath Ledger, Orlando Bloom, Dan Radcliffe, Scarlette Johanssen, and Jennifer Garner. And then we started screaming obscenely because everything is like six times more fun if you make orgasm noises. el oh el. Then we went to Ghost Town and stopped at the animal place because Ben wanted to see the llamas drinking water, even though Alice and Steve were talking about something else... And then we went in the Western shop and I couldn't resist this fancy schmancy pair of earrings, so I bought them, and then we went on the Nightmare cuz I have never been on it and the line was under half an hour long. Then we had to run back to the lockers and return our key so Steve could get $5 to buy fried dough, and then we left. It was cool. We stopped at Udderly Delicious on the way home, I mean to drop Jon off, and then looked at the flowers in his yard because they were pretty, and then we all went home. And it was a fun time. I'm feeling pretty summertized right now. And pretty hot. A lot. Coolkids.