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Well... nervousness sets in about India :-x It's like weird stuff too. I dont get it. stupit not understandable self Trip quotes, just to tease all you guys who are jealous of not being able to go to Band Heaven... "OH JACKSON!" "Again, and again, and AGAIN! THATS THREE AGAINS!" "THRUSTING to the CORE!" "What do we have to do to get to to read it with INFLECTION?" "Bribe me." "OK, with what?" "Sex." "Sure, we'll sex you." "Would you like a shag with that?" "omg I love when I get those huge zits..." "Song of Solomon, Chapter One." "In the event of a water landing, stick your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye." "TIFFANY! I need help buckling my seatbelt!" "There are no seatbelts here ma'am." "I DONT CARE!" "Oh. OHH." "Hey, who is this? Bob's Bowling Alley, guys... SHAWN'S SEX SHACK?! Oh, OK, because this is Clara and we're dyslexic of you." "Ashley, you're dressed completely in guys' clothing and you look more like a girl than ever before!" "What time is it? EIGHT FIFTEEN?!?!?!" "I hear you want to go to the White House? OK, we'll take a shot at it... Wait, we don't like to say that around here..." "DAMN YOU HOWIE!" "Ice with cherries?! It sounds... painful... cold!" "OK... since we got gypped of swimming again... I'll just walk around in my bathing suit. Nobody cares right?" "HEY! How do you like your room? Yeah, we're trying on each other's bras..." "We could sneak out in the middle of the night and go skinnydipping... If we could get the door open..." "omg We totally can't dance without knocking somebody out..." "Did you freaking idiots just call us? Oh... they hung up..." "Hey Sam... Nice undies... JOE STEVENS?!?!" "Wtf is Sam doing?" "She's spicing up their lives." "Oh, I'm jealous." "Don't worry, I'll spice up YOUR life." "YES! Do you want to be my paprika?" "YES! Wait... only if you're my cardamom." "I skipped a few parts cuz it's Sunday... Like when he takes off her bra. Gz, how long is this smut anyway?!" "Guys... If I wake up in the middle of the night screaming DIEGO DIEGO... you'll know why." "We should call her Judy. Mwahaha" "I NEVER want to hear that you guys have been singing Dancing Queen very loudly in your rooms. Ever. Again." "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LOCKED US OUT OF OUR BATHROOM?!" "Sam... we need you to pick this lock..."
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i wish i was literate enough in music to join band lol.... i'm hopeless
"Okay, you call him and hand me the phone."
"Okay... hello? Okay, here"
"NO! NO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING! I DON'T WANT IT!"
"Okay, fine. Chapter 1... KATYA"

Hahahah I can't think of any more. Too tired. But there were sooo many more. Esp. from the last night in the hotel room.