Hahahaha. Today was full of ups and downs, generally all-around hilariosity reigning with a little... well... not so good stuff. Like the drama episode... Marcky shared his STD's after the fire drill... Haha which was funny in itself. The alarm went off and we were just like "um.. ok this is dumb" Then Mr. Eff comes around like, "WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING? THERES A FUCKING FIRE! CLOSE YOUR LOCKERS AND GET OUTSIDE!" lmao. So we're all out there and I'm looking for cool people, surrounded by the throng you realize how many people there really ARE in our school... So anyways, O was NOT happy about that... But wait wait I'm getting ahead of myself. Back it up. So Kat wasn't here today which made me saddd... And neither was Ashley, which made it worse (not that Ashley is any less important than Kat or anything haha, but I see her less so it doesn't affect as much of my day). So anyways at lunch we were playing with Herrington's mind and the following conversation ensued. Alice: Alex! HARRINGTON! Where's Kat? Me: BLONDIE! YO! Where's Kat? Alice: Hahaha that's a good nickname. BLONDIE! Hey Blondie! Blondie: No that's a bad nickname. Me: No it's definitely good. Where's Kat? Dom: He broke her pelvis. Blondie: WHAT! Dickie: Alex. There comes a time in every man's life... lmao. So in Global of course Messputin missed our dear "witch" friend "Ketchup" so me n Alice told him that she broke her pelvis. And he got such a freaking kick out of that it's scary... And then Mardo earned a new nickname... Don't know how... But Dom called him "Babe" and we liked that one so we started calling him that (Hint 117: If you want a nickname to stick mention it loudly and repeatedly in Messputin's class :x)... So we finally convinced Messputin to let us call Kat. And we told her about her broken pelvis and everything, and the new nicknames, and she was like "Is he there?" and I was like "Who? Babe?" So I went back there like, "Hey Babe. She wants to talk to you." And the way it rolled off my tongue gave me shivers. lol. :x I'm such a cool kid. Then Messputin took the phone and he was like "How's that pelvis?" And then Bucc greeted her with, "I'm hugging you in my mind right now." All of which undoubtedly spiced up her day and probably gave her a coronary hahaha. Then Messputin started making slanderous comments about Alice at work, which flustered her and made absolutely no sense. lol. Poor Alice. And my nickname is Porky now. From Swanson pork apparently. lol. Gotta go eat, get back to yall in awhile...