So. Duude today this guy on a red bicycle was riding around in his driveway, he lives up the street from me and he reminded me of a combination between Adam Sandler and the US prez in Love Actually... Also made me shudder cuz for some reason that bike had the same effect as that red tricycle in my gray dream. So anyways he was looking at me all frikky-dikky-like and then he said, "Hi good morning how are ya?" and I was just like "Um hi... good thanks, you?" "I'm doing well, thank you. Have a good day." "er... Thanks... you too" "mmhmmm" It woulda come off as just friendly if he didn't freak me out to like... outerspace. Where I apparently was today. Mr Testo said so and turns out he was probably right. I've been sleeping normally and everything though, I dunno why I'm so dumb today. lol. So anyways. Global. Where everything happens. Aside from that whole scenario last night... Which I don't want to go into but I'll slightly delve haha delve... cool word. Friends may not insult each other but they are supposed to be able to take constructive criticism so they can change and grow. Which is why she is static and grates on ones nerves after awhile. Back to fifth period. So first of all we're talking about lobsters. Don't ask. Kat tells us about this one time in Rhode Island... A huge lobster. So everybody's like "how do you cook that thing though, its so big and round and out there." cut off that last part. Dame why do I always get retardedly giddy at the slightest mention of Global. Why am I getting the average it sends my IQ plummeting. hahahaha. So I'm like "In the bathtub..." "You can't boil water in the bathtub retard!" "Shut up if you put Rich in there." Shoulda said Johnny Depp or something... haha. But he was the original from way back when even though nobody got it cuz nobody was there, and anyways its better than what I had in my head :x hahahaha. So ANYWAYS Kat goes "OMG If Rich was in your bathtub I would TOTALLY come to your house!" And all the guys are like riiiight... and all the girls are cracking up like you guys are so dumb. Particularly me. So then this kid walks in who forgot his wallet and to make a long story short I accidentally said really really reallllly dumb "I did! Just kidding..." And he flipped on me and I felt so dumbbbbb and really bad cuz he was all "you make a mockery out of me" and Im like wait actually its me cuz that was so insanely STUPID and everybody was cracking up cuz it was so bad. Bend down and lick it II. haha. Baadddd llamas lmao. I also passed up an excellent opp that I almost took but took too long on it... Alice ended up being my escort and here I shall go again *berates self for not speaking sooner* *what shall el pensar de mi?!?!* *i mean look so hopeful then its gone* *i effed that up a million times why do i even care anymore* *ok bye cuz im killing myself softly with my song... dissonant though it beeee... haha nevermind... little afterthought here... i am so effing delirious right now i wonder why This d.m. drama is sooo pointless and petty... It's turned into wayyy more than it has to be, digging up old bones and airing our skeletons, and I didn't even try out. Its taking over everything and puts yet another invisible glitch on the Human Parasite's record. Too bad you can't see those before your innards get sucked out... OK the world prolly thinks I'm really mean now haha. Whoops. hmm maybe i am. I hope not maybe I'm just on a mean streak. Still not thinking straight... at all... hahahahaha