i wish i was a stalker.

Feeling: icky
hmm so after i took the antihistamenes the green hairless monkey floated up in the hovercar and shot me in the gall bladder with a stun gun. as i fell to the ceiling, the multi colored schoolbus swam over to me and swallowed me whole. i was in it for three days until god decided to spit me out in the Sahara Jungle. then i was belegered by more green hairless monkeys and one orange retarded furry wombat. .... i hate days like that...
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Ya I know him I went out with his friend Jacob Dover...
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