95 questions if you're BORED
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So, what's your name?	Hot Tijuana Momma.
Age?	16
Race/ethnicity?	pink
Thinking right now?	that youre gay
Well if it's nothing, should we begin?	.....i thought... we already... did...
On relationships...
Anyway...crush?	what about it?
Got one?	perhaps
Are you going to tell me their name?	maybe.. will you hold a gun to my head and tell me to eat a bagle?
Are you single?	no
Are you taken?	geee.....lets figure this out for a second...if im not single... then what am i?
Why are you single if you are?	smacks self in the face
If you're taken, who's the lucky guy/girl?	cresten
Do you think they're lucky to have you?	what the fuck? i cant rate myself on that without sounding retarded
How long have you liked said person?	for two years
Are you glad this section is over?	i really dont care, assface
Yes?	yes what?
No?	no? what the hell you just said yes!
On favourites...
What's your favourite song(s)?	Come Sail Away - Styx
Movie?	Hildalgo
Game?	Zelda for N64.. either one
Website?	www.homestarrunner.com
Food?	chicken salad or cookie dough pop tarts
Survey?	.....incriminating stare
Survey maker? points at self	slaps you
Hair color?	my favorite hair color? or my hair color? i dont have a favorite... well.. blue and spikey?
CD album?	Louis XIV - The Best Little Secerets are Kept
Band?	Franz Ferdinand... Louis XIV or Hot Hot Heat
Artist?	Vincent VanGouh
Program of choice (as in computer program)?	uhh like game? the Sims
This or that...
Windows or Mac?	a McWhopper
Death or life?	well.. since ive never been DEAD before.. i kinda really cant.. ya know.. choose?
Cheese or porridge?	what the fuck? both of them mixed together bitches.
Britney or Christina...or neither?	ive got mad respect for chirstina
Lord of the Rings or Harry potter (ONE CHOICE ONLY)	Harry Potter.. just cuz the last couple books entertained me.
Legolas or Aragorn?	Legolas in use of weapons.. Aragorn in personality and looks.
Arwen or Eowyn?	uhh i cant remember which is wich
Fantasy or Reality?	both mixed together
Religion or atheism?	once again.. both in a way. cuz i believe.. but find organized religion repulsive
Would you wanna die of...
murder or old age	murder in my old age
drive by or starvation?	hmm a drive by
In your sleep or in a tar pit?	.. why... would... i be in a tar pit... anyways.. ........................sleeping in a tar pit
What if...
If you could go back in time and change anything, what would you do?	find out if jesus was really real or not
The sky was yellow?	then.. the .. effing sky would be... yellow.
If you could take up any language what would you learn?	ballaneese
you were a movie? What would you be?	.......a movie?
Lovey dovey stuff..
Are you of age?	what is this "of age" shit?
Did you read the rating?	what rating?
How many years till your legal?	legal? like as in for an 18 year old to fuck me? do the math yourself.. im pretty sure im legal.. i guess. if i wanted to be.
Favourite fantasy?	... i guess just normal on the beach.. but.. my nasty side says whips and chains
Do you dream of your crush?	i dream about him all the time. sexually? once.
Have you had sex yet?	yeah.
Did you type Virgin if you haven't? Type it now if you are.	.....uhh... im not in denial!
Do you lie about your age to people?	i used to. i dont really have a reason to anymore
How many partners have you had?	youll never know.
Been to third base yet?	..........uhh....can i go to home plate with out crossing third? then.. i guess so... maybe. i could just be lieing.
All the way?	.............smacks self
With who?	Grhamm Norton
Are you going to tell me?	i just did.
Tired of this yet?	yeah cuz youre probably a 13 year old stupid bitch right?
First thing you think of...
Mauve	a mauve shirt
gay	Austin Lipking
legolas	hmm.
cheese	im hungry
Alyssa	alyssa frickey
Johnny	cash
Justin	time
Josh	inkenbrandt
Orlando	mickey mouse
Shane	a black guy
Finish the sentence
If it ain't broke	then break it
The grass is greener	when you paint it green
What's love	dont ask me.
You are what you	want to be. i guess. its easy to put on an act.
Battle of the bands (in no particular pairing)
Muse or Modest mouse?	modest mouse def.
The cure or Blink 182?	neither really.. some HHH would do me fine.
Pink Floyd or Guns and Roses?	pink floyd def. duh dumbass
Avril Lavigne or Hilary Duff (yes you have to choose ONE haha)	ok. im not gonna choose between miss "i think im punk but im really not cuz i really have no idea what punk is" and miss "im a stupid blonde that thinks she can sing and act"
Alexisonfire or Linkin park?	neither. linkin park sold out.
Franz Ferdinand or staind?	Franz Ferdinand.
Slipknot or rancid?	rancid... actually transplants or casualties better.
Afi or Three days grace?	AFI
Sugarcult or Hoobastank?	hoob.
Dashboard confessional or Story of the year?	DC
Nsync or Backstreet boys?	"backstreets back.. alright!"
I'm done...happy?	no fuck you
Are you sure? BYE!	yeah.
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