"Whoever is eating all the heads off the Gingerbread men - We will find you!"

Christmas is in four days awaayy.....

"Will the elf with shoe size XXS please remove their shoes from the kitchen"

Grandma is impatient and won't wait for me to make granola for my friends. She's going to do it today. I started the day off with a broken tooth. A broken FAKE tooth. So mad. Seriously? My fake teeth aren't going to last long either? This is ridiculous. Do you know how much these teeth cost?! Now I have to get two more caps. Grr.

"Reindeer poop alert in the stable! Pooper Troopers to stable! And bring a bag. A big one."

I can't keep secrets this lonnngg. Teehee.

"Dancer requests more jingle bells on his reins, more jingle bells to Dancer's stable, bling bling to Dancer, Thank you"

I'm setting up an IRA account today with Mindy at a Credit Union. I'm trying not to think about the stress I may have right now which may be causing my recent nightmares...