that's right bitches, not 16 BUT 17 whole inches of man muscle. im also a compulsive lier... so anyway, these two guys are walking down the street and they see a dog licking its gonads. the first guy says, "so like, why does it do that??" The second guy says, "because it can" so the first guy says, "well maybe you should pet it first." but seriously, the other day, this guy i know comes up to me and he's all like, "hey, howzit going?" and i'm all, "yeah, whatever bitch. i know what you're up to, acting all nice and instilling a false sense of security. then once they all think its safe, you take over the world with an army of mutant punit soldiers." haven't heard from him since...