die, die, die my darling.

by donut
loving metallica, garage inc., cd 1. it's fucking amazing. anyway, i apologise for wallowing in self pity last night. i realise that you all must read enough of that kind of shit. on a funnier note, my mom walked in while i was masturbating and watching lesbian porn a few minutes ago. damn. : P
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LOL..You are hilarous.

What did she do?!

x3 Alanna
Oh No! Don't you have a lock on your door?! How embarassing! And what are you doing watching lesbian porn anyway? That is surely THE most offensive shit know to man. Let me upload some GOOD porn to you dude. After you see the quality F&S I got, I promise you, you'll NEVER AGAIN look at two dykes bumpin pussies. I AM glad to see you're back. It was disturbing to visit your diary and see you all EXPLOSIVE and UNFRIENDLY like that. Hey, we LOVE you!
[Anonymous]
your mum seriously walked in on you?

eep!

once I saw my dad sitting on the couch with his laptop and he was looking at pics of naked girls..i was a little disturbed but at least he wasn't jerking off.
Aww sweetie that really sux,but ur 2 cute 2 have 2 watch porn,ur definetely cute enough 2 get it live LOL. Good luck with that situation!! -Kate
[Anonymous]
Meh, i'd expect ur mom to say something like....."oh.. my.., dont worry, its normal" then walks out giggling xD

lol, i masterbate myself. i'd join u if i cud xD jk.
[Anonymous]
Hm. Well on 2nd thought I dont think Im gonna send you my porn after all. In fact I better not even DESCRIBE it to you. Youve reminded me that yer a redblooded heterosexual male & I just KNOW youd not relish the type of filthy flix Id in mind (as INCOMPARIBLY wank-worthy as they are). You see Ive a bad habit of assumin that EVERY GUY in the worlds AT LEAST bisexual (& probably homo) so I appreciate yer firmly but gently settin the record str8! :]
[Anonymous]
Hahaha, yeah, true. Not everyone admits.

That situation u experienced was an intense one though xD
[Anonymous]
oh shit, that's absolutely amazing
aaahahah awkward.
oh man!
how embarassing.

the closest I've ever come to that is my mum walking in on my boyfriend and I in the middle of a heavy makeout session.

*shudder*
aha - it's my mom.
lovely.