ALICE

for twenty four years i've been living next door to alice. 'WHO THE FUCK IS ALICE!?' smokie. my mom used to bang her glass on the table and shout like all the other drunks at pubs when she was young. same with the wild rover and other old people songs i listen to a lot. i think i'm quite old at heart!! : P
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interesting...
*gasp* oh now im gonna cry... lol not really but hey franz is cool... well im obsessed with em ne ways. but i like Creedence Clearwater Revival better.
hey i am good. how are you.
I want to be called Alice.

Then people will allways want to know who I am.

:oD
haha be prepared to get slap if you intend to use THAT pick-up line! lol

*Han~naH*xo
[Anonymous]
I will. From now on everyone will call me Alice.

Even my mother... rubbish name chooser... what kind of a name is Lucy anyway...? ... pah!
Hehehe well hellooooo LLoyd... Mwahaha!!

Dale's good, I know a hot guy called Dale. Oh god here she goes again...

Alice suits you. ;-p
What's your nickname?

My bank is yours. Lloyds.

hee hee...
They're Pinky, they're Pinky and The Brain Brain Brain Brain...

I loved that cartoon! Animaniacs rocked, I used to know the themetune by heart.

Hope you don't mind me calling you Pinky from now on. ;o)
Haha very true.

*Han~naH*xo
[Anonymous]
Brain? Brain's cool. The maybe people'll think I'm brainy.

Suckeeeeerrrrrsss. :oD
Hahaha! But is he brainy though?
if I could rearrange the alpabet I would be U and I together. lol

*Han~naH*xo
[Anonymous]
yes! *includes hand gesture*
Oi Lloyd JEW here.....WHO THE FUCK IS ALICE ANYWAY?....JOKE:what do you call a gay mans foreskin.......mudflaps...HAHAHA dude send a email to michael
[Anonymous]
strange ... so did my mum