i love going to south africa. not that i do it very often. it's the first time i'm going home since i arrived in this shithole. but the great thing is that i'm getting most of my christmas present things early. woo. but kris is being all funky 'n' stuff... but not a cool kinda funky, more like a, 'blah blah blah blah,' kinda funky. so far i got a bunch o' shirts and ties, my sexy skirt from the hippie shop, DARIA'S INFERNO, WOOOOO, pearl jam's greatest hits rearviewmirror and next week i'm getting doc martins from mom 'n' dad, but i'm not sure whether i want purple ones or big black ones like daria and jane... and there's soooo much more to come in SA, i'm definitely getting more piercings, they're cheaper over there, i'll probably get my cock pierced, can't hurt as much as my nipples did. later holmes. : P ***** new old quotes: 'big kris once said: "the mind can be a beautiful thing until you go too far." also, "the mind is a beautiful thing, then you lose it..." well suck my ass and call me a bitch.' the new: 'the mind is a beautiful thing until you get fucked in the ass.' or, 'the mind is a beautiful thing until you open your eyes.' he's such a fucking poet. but his penis is only 2". too bad. 'stay frosty' : P