Wayney.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/uca.htm left click on the second link where you are prompted with: You can download Un Chien Andalou here or (here). blah. xxxxx hello. i forgot to bring it in, but i was gonna put my new poem up here today. it was the poem i wrote for my little sister's homework (don't tell). it involves a table, a chair and a blue pear. just be a little patient, ok? later, my faithful subjects... xxxxx hello mr. egg mayo. may i take your order? so, like, i was, like, talking to, like, my sister and, like, couldn't help but, like, notice how much she, like, uses the word 'like', like, totally, like, unnecesarily and randomly as, like, every other, like, word. and then it dawned upon me. 'like' isn't actually even a real word. it was created by the polish in a failed attempt to dominate the earth. more on that whenever i uncover the whole truth (hopefully soon)... i have a question. being 16 (legally allowed to have sex), does it make me a paedophile if i am attracted to someone whose age is 14 (not legally allowed to have sex)? several people seem to think i am a paedophile for this reason, whereas i firmly believe that age is just a number and is thusly completely irrelevant. anybody seen the film yet? un chien andalou? what do ya think? as much as i love boring all of you groovy people with my babble about the surreal, paedophilia and polish conspiracies, i must now leave as i am not using my computer at home, 'tis one belonging to the local library and my time is almost expired. later. xxxxx hello. tonight i am a guide for the open evening at my school. boring? yes. do i intend to make it un-boring? even more yes!! i am supposed to tell all of the prospective parents that the school is good, blah blah blah... i intend to let them know the truth about the evilness of the headmistress. but it's all in the name of good clean fun... on the up-side, despite the fact that tonight will inevitably be a living hell, i will still see my allegedly 'paedophilic' crush. she's doing a little performance thing for drama, for which i've seen most of the production, like discussions and such as i usually help out with drama stuff after school these days. i need a job. i need to buy cannibis, a set of drums, tattoos, cigarettes, clothes, books, cds, dvds, a playstation, a handheld console, candy, food, a phone, et cetera et cetera. these are things i could live without (except food) but i want 'em and if you got a problem-O with it, then fuck you. goodbye.