wow. it's been a whole two days since i became officially 17 years old. and i don't feel any different. actually, my neck hurts a lot more. what a load of bullshit. oh well. only a year before i can drink legally, not that doing anything illegal is a problem for me. *yawn* so tired. these boring lonely nights call for staying up late on my computer until i know i'm tired enough to fall asleep as soon as my head hits the pillow. i hate lying in bed, watching the cieling, thinking all the time. just makes for boredom and depression. saturday was fun. being my birthday and all. got incredibly stoned and made out with john while kris held him down. then, kris married john and i, we got divorced about two minutes later. it was funny when kris said 'you may now kiss your husband.' then, after the divorce was settled, kris and john were wrestling on the couch. kris called me to help him out, so i went over and spied a little of john's boxers peaking out from his pants. so i grabbed them up and proceeded to give him a mental wedgie. kris joined in and his boxers were practically raping him! we tore those boxers to shreds, i slung them over my shoulder and picked him up with 'em at one stage. it turned into an atomic wedgie. john got upset. lol. not much happened afterwards. yesterday was pretty good. went to church with mom, for the first time in several years! it's something like apostolic or something, they were all singy and dancy, which i wasn't used to, having been brought up in a methodist church where they're really strict. anyhow, it was really fun, i met a lot of new people who's names i've already forgotten. turns out my mom spoke to one of the guys named andy about me and my not having a job situation. and andy is going to pray for me. HOW COOL IS THAT!? anyhow, catch y'all later. i have important, uh, stuff to do. : P