last night was weird... i was bored and started thinking about how cubans could torture people, namely me. first, i thought about how they could use a rusty, blunt knife to slice my penis in half, then tie me up and hang my bloody legs into a tank of pirhanas. then they would use a large set of pliers to break my fingers off, after which they would use a rusty old saw to saw off my arms just below the elbow and again just below the shoulder (twice to maximise the pain). then they would rip out my hair, again using the big pliers. lastly they would slit my throat and pull my tounge through the slit and let it dangle, finally leaving me to bleed to death. there was much more and some even more horrific shit, but this was a brief overview into what i can only describe as one of my twisted fantasies... ******* shit, i got stoned right before my bsuiness exam, i smoked two very amazing joints and i was flyyyyyyyyyying!! i thought it was funny that birds have wings and that they can fly, and that i was flying too!! also, i laughed manically for a full 15 minutes because "big kris wants a match (as i had no lighter)." i thought this was the funniest thing ever. damn, i act stupid when i'm stoned. damn, it's fun!!