-jumps on random persons back and yells into blowhorn- I'M BACK! I'M BACK! I HAVE RETURNED FROM THE VERY LONG AND DREADFUL TRIP TO PHILADELPHIA TO VISIT MY DAD..I'M BACK AND I HOPE I WAS MISSED... Hah! Anyway, I apparently forgot about my goodbye post before I left that Monday morning so instead I will speak of my oh so exciting journey on here and tell where we went and who we saw and what happened even though most events I am having a hard time of encountering and remembering the details and half probably don't care so I'll just keep it short and simple and try and stay to the point, if there is one to this entry...So Monday we drove to the airport after forcing my mother to take us to Chick-fil-a for some Chicken biscuits for breakfast and then we got to feel all cool and important because we were on one of the really small planes with only 18 rows(John and I were in the last row) with 2 on one side and then 1 seat on the opposite and to board the thing you got to walk outside and down some steps and then up another pair of steps just to get onto the plane which we thought was the biggest idea so then after landing we got to sit in the stupid rental car place forever. So then after that elongated time we drove to Monica's place where I got the many compliments on my hair from Sharon which made feel all awesome and stuff but that would soon change. So then after a night and dinner spent with Moneca it came the time to leave on Tuesday afternoon and I saw my great-grandmom at her assissted living home and then we went to my aunt's house where the lovely tormenting would soon come into play. I got told my hair was 'ugly', 'WHOA' 'What was I thinking?' 'WHY??!!' After those lovely things said my mom told me to put on my hat and sunglasses that I wore through the aiport and lets just say my aunt and cousins freaked out and asked my mom why she would even let me walk outside like that. As if that wasn't enough, I had on my Good Charlotte shirt that I bought and then put on a piece of duct tape in big letters 'SUCKS' under the name of the band and my one aunt thought it was horrible and said she wouldn't even let me out of the house with such 'language' on my shirt. Then when me and John were flipping channels we discovered that anything rated PG-13/TV14 on tv channels was not allowed to be watched so we were put into dreadful misery, not able to watch any good shows and they had at least 20 movie channels and the only ones we were allowed to watch were Lizzie McGuire move and Master of Disguise, sounds like a hell of a time, eh?..-sighs- That was complete boredom and that night my other Aunt came over to give us our gifts since we stopped at her house first and everything so then they said that my hair looked like Kelly Osbourne..-stabs them all- When I actually just got it off this ad of pants jeans that the girl had BLONDE hair and my hair didn't even turn out the way I wanted, so yesh, my new 'idol' is Kelly Osbourne there. But the rest of the night they called me Kelly and when I was told to put on my hat AGAIN for them they started asking 'Why?' 'I bet there's a whole bunch of people like that down there, are they all your friends?' So I had to have a frickin' reason to be odd, weird and for one thing, MYSELF??!! -mumbles- It was horrible I tell you all right now I just wanted them all to fall over and die or something because the worst thing was that they would NOT stop going on and on about myself and it's not the good attention it was the bad crap that no one wants to hear. In the morning of the next day I decided to beat up my lovely little cousin who is just as old as Nick and he woke me up by banging on my head with his stupid drumsticks and I thought he was doing so because my mom told him to so I ran after him and slapped and punched the kid and John gave him a wedgie when we found out that that wasn't the case. After that fun and exciting time we went to my 'Aunt's' house, you know the people that are your parents friends but they aren't really BLOOD family but they got the title aunt anyway? Yeah, one of them because she was my mom's best friend since she was practically in high school, maybe even younger than that and she's a lot better to us and my mom than her own family so I guess by me she is a pretty awesome person. So that was on Christmas eve day so we went to this party at her mom's house which after standing around looking like idiots because we didn't know anyone, at least 5 minutes of doing that this old lady comes up to me and gave me this hug and kiss and asked me about my great-grandomom on my dad's side and if she was still living and I didn't even know who it was before I answered and said no. I was then told that I lived in the house(the place were the party was) for a week or so because when my mom first moved away from my dad and he wouldn't leave the house my 'aunt's' parents offered my mom and us the place since they were out of town and even offered my mom money when her own family said so themselves that she wouldn't give it to her..-mumbles- But anyway, too much shared information here so yeah after the party we went back to my aunt's house and just hung out and then I got woke up again, at 7 because our cousin is just about 5 or so with downs so she was all excited and it was rather funny to watch her open her gifts and everything so then I went back to sleep dreading the time it would come until I had to go to my loving and caring father's house who I just love with an undying passion. -dies from choking- So the best part was probably opening the gifts from him, which was rather funny at some of the stuff I got..But thats besides the point and I think I overstayed my whole short and simple tale so basically living with my dad was everything I had expected it to be upon arriving there and he wonders why I don't bother to come up and the reasons are there and they are brought upon him and only him so I don't think I will be going to his house this summer nor do I think for Spring Break either. My father will never cease to anger, frustrate and many other things to me. I have heard enough from him and about him from several people to know exactly what it will end up being and he blames it on me for not coming to see him or why we give him such a hard time when really he is too dumb a male to see through anything. -sighs- We went to Maryland with him though, that was the ONLY reason I came up for Christmas was because I had convinced him to take us down there for a day so I could see my cousin, Laura and then all her little sisters running around who just love us, at least someone does, so I just acted like I was enjoying myself although at times I thought I was going to hit someone just because it comes to be that all little kids get on my last nerves. But hell I guess my time in Philly with my dad was the same as every trip and the only enjoyable times were with Laura. I saw Cheaper By the Dozen too, it was actually a pretty good movie and I started crying as a joke, but it did have a tear-jerker moment, well almost, in there. I guess I just related to one of the kids that was all and it was VERY fun to make fun of Hilary Duff and her moments on screen, I must say she plays the despie/prep/'like omg' girl very well..Bwahaha! So that was my time away from the computer and I start school again on Wednesday, the holidays are FINALLY over and no more until the pointless time of Valentine's day where I see no point in it except for me to go to the store after that day and buy all the candy that's on sale, Yesh, that is the only point of Valentine's Day for me, Although at valentine's day you can get some awesome stuffed animals, part of the whole reason why easter is completely pointless and stupid for myself but it is when I get to buy my stuffed duckies....How the hell am I speaking of easter now? -rolls eyes- Anyway, I leave you now with a quote, from you guessed it... ...::...POTC Quote of the Day...::... You. You’re supposed to be dead! Am I not? Oh. Palulay…palu-li-la-la-lulu, parlili… parsnip, pasley, par - partner, partner… Parle? Parle! That’s the one. Parle! Parle! Bwahahaha! Very funny moment I might add, it's even better in the blooper reel..-claps- I get to go shopping ALL day tomorrow and blow all the money I have..YAY FOR ME! So I shall return this time...-waves- Adios Ah, that is why someone tended to stray away from that quote, but thank you much for the corrections, even though I got two different ways and I can't put the accent mark on my lovely keyboard but tis all the same...-bows- Again, thank you.