I never got round to this before so here is Europe in short ... PARIS: Gaye Paris...Nice Hostel, 10 mins from eiffel tower which is like a gigantic blackpool tower cept its french :D had a 9 person pile on infront of it with 8 random pissed up mancunians! went to 1st floor but Nic's shit scared of heights. Cant stand in one place for too long cos the men have no shame. Nic got smashed on wine never looked so much like courtney love :) SHOPPED, massive spider on a vest i picked up...The French hate me for screaming and running out the shop. Did some sightseeing...ish! OOOOH saw nelly furtardo and timbaland at Bastille day! Got flashed by a sweaty minger in the subway @ 7am on our way to our coach to Amsterdam :S I AM TRAUMATISED!!! Coach was odd! we slept a bit, i woke up to a big muscly black guy starin at me like i was lunch....stopped at belgium for an hour Nic stood in human piss twice! AMSTERDAM : The best, most random few days of my life! Got there, got lost, got found, stayin in the hansbrinker hotel which is the most graffed up hostel ever in a cool way! 8 bed dorm not too bad! went walkies in the eve, 2 navy guys took us for drinks in the square, we saw an old man do gymnastics in a thong, had a rave in the square out in the open with looaaaaaaaaaadsa ppl, got a happy meal, met 4 english boys (2 from leeds paddy and alex) 1st thing said to us?..."OH GOOD YOU CAN BE OR MOTHERS"...thanks charlie lol"! we sat by the canal for tiiime and got stupidly high! that was jus the 1st day! chilled the fuck out nice wake and bake! me n alex went to see THE BLACK REBEL MOTORCYCLE CLUB @ club paradiso it was mint i was high! alex went home, me, nic, claudia, paddy and charlie shopped. hello £100 nike's. MUSHROOM TIIIME! we got foooked. me n paddy went walkies, the whole place was like a disneyland movie and i was smiling 4 6 hours straight! colour was dripping like paint, this new zealanders skin kept melting from his face then popping back on...it was bizzare but amazing! Me and Paddy snuck back out after everyone went to bed. Walked back to the canal where we'd tripped and drew little bits of graffiti. Threw our happy meal dragons in the canalto live happily ever after. Me & Paddy ahve formed a bond that is different to any other because we shared an amazing first trip. 9 hour hell coach at night to berlin...never again mate! BERLIN: 6am argument in the middle of nowhere solved by throwing cheetos @ a crow! hostel is like a modern apartment block with bunk beds. ate cuban. met spanish boys, sightsaw (lol) feel bad cos i id 007 moves in the holocaust memorial :s dint realise till after.the berlin wall is foooookin' amzing! next day got smashed w/canadian boys and found a squat builing full of fucked up art and loadsa bars the carpark out back was full full full of sand (tht broke ma camera :[ ) pulled an all nighter, coach @ 7am. PRAGUE: was hell to begin with. it was red hot no-one would help us with directions or anything! hostel was up a fuck-off hill. got there no lift room on top floor (8 massive flights of stairs) 32 bed doorm aka the party room....INSANE! i ate good food, met good people, got really fuckin' drunk and chilled on the street in the ghetto wi 2 cali boys with a spliff :) POLAND: couldn't get to italy poland was a good choice. 7 hour train ride it was ace me n nic n 2 american girls slept smoked ran riot! got there....ate amazing food, krakow is amazing! shopped! shopped! shopped! went for drinks in the hostel bar met joel! got mashed slept in the movie room! was meant to go to aushwitz...wasnt in the right state for it so nic went n me n joel went to a cafe...i fell asleeo for 30mins...walked to the wawel castle...fell asleep by the river for an hour or so! it was romance :D 24 HOURS TRAVELLING HELL! : taxi to airport @ 9pm, flight to athens @ 12am, landed and got bags @ 2/3 am, slept on departures floor till 6am, train to athens centre, got lost, got found, got heat stroke, sat in starbucks shaking and dozing for 3 hours,tried to eat and shop for 2 hours, coach to agios constantinos 2 +1/2 hours, 1 hour wait, 5 hour ferry journey to skopelos to stay with my nana for 10 days! arrived @ 9pm :s SKOPELOS: was heaven! didn't party just chilled the fuck out and got tanned! ATHENS: again....stayed for two days...shopped and shopped and saw the acropolis and got more tanned and ate and shopped and slept and went to the airport and had a cigarette and a happy meal in maccy d's....flew to gatwick or heathrow or sumet.....coach home alone cos nic was stayin london for a bit....cried A LOT!! 1 MONTH x