U.N...

by dandelion
Feeling: friendly
Me & my new GBF [gay best friend] Brett made rice crsipie buns this evening. And today was the first day that the whole of the united nations aka my flat, has been in one place all at the same time. That place being the kitchen. I think that Tiffany [Tai girl] is hilarious. Very lovely. Silvia [Spanish] is quiet and pleasant. Dima [Ukraine] is fairly quiet and brisk, but nice guy. And I'm still not a huge fan of Simon [French]he is quite ignorant and I wish he would put some fucking pants on instead of walking around in those tight boxers, grabbing his balls. Pickle has been texting me a lot today. Asking me to come back and get drunk with him. He claims that his relationship is 'on the rocks'. He is a hairdresser, I've told him he must cut my hair because he is very good [I've seen pics of his girlfriend]
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i seriously had to re-examine a sentence in your last entry because i thought it said that YOU got punched in your face after getting drunk :/
No idea where Hexham is, just went for a business meeting. Makes me sound important, don't it?!


I'm from Hounslow near London originally, but I'm stuck living in Reading at the moment... How about you?

Oh and as for being the reason? Looks like ol' Pickle's relationship isn't that strong anyway, just make sure he's interested in you and not just looking for a reason to end it with his gf... Don't want to sound like the party-pooper, but had that done to me before and it stinks...
ahaha. that is funny!
pickle is a funny nickname. well, i find it humorous.
i found someone. i haven't been able to connect with her, but i have the feeling that you will.

look for asobi seksu (hush) album. eerie, distant vocals.
if bullets can travel across seas without faltering, i'll take aim. vanity, sigh.

how about getting reacquainted with your self. look pretty and petite for your self. think of your self and what makes you smile most often. smile at your self even if you have a pulsating pimple on your nose. love your self.
oh bruvver, dandy. are you truly considering going with someone who claims his relationship is on the rocks--not over, mind you--and who wants to get drunk with you? fuck the goddamn haircut, you ought to have him shave your wrinkly mass for lack of use. for the last 7? entries i've read of your misery. now i'm convinced it is not entirely the others' fault, but that you submit your self to such sufferances by ill-choosing. get off it.

it is not the guitar, but thanks for the imagination.

end transmission.