* If a word is spelled wrong in the dictionary, how would you know? * Where would we be without rhetorical questions? * If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away? * Do octopuses have arms or legs? * If a cat always lands on its feet and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat? * If you take a shower, where do you put it? * Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"? * Why does an alarm clock 'go off' when it begins ringing? * Would a fly without wings be called a walk? * Do cows have calf muscles? * Why is it so hard to remember how to spell 'mnemonic'? * Why does your nose run and your feet smell? * Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? * Why doesn't superglue stick to the inside of the tube? * If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be considered a bank robbery? * Is French kissing in France just called kissing? * Why is it that rain drops but snow falls? * Why are boxing rings square? * Why is it called pineapple, when's there neither pine nor apple in it? * On the periodic table, why do some elements have symbols with letters that aren't even in the word? * Where does the white go when the snow melts? * How can you hear yourself think? * How can someone 'draw a blank'? * How do the "Keep off the grass" signs get there? * If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow? * Why did Superman wear his underpants on the outside of his tights? * Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone? * If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing? * If it is a 50 mph per hour wind and you drive your car at 50mph downwind, if you stick your head outside would you feel the wind? * If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound? * What does OK actually mean? * If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into? * Why is it we have the weight of the world on our shoulders but have to get it off our chests? * If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone can't hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell? * Do cows drink milk? * If you were born exactly on 12:00 midnight on December 31st January 1st, which year would you say you were born in? * Do people with big eyes see at a wider range than people with smaller eyes? * If a criminal turns himself in shouldn't he get the reward money? * What would happen if everyone was to flush their toilet at the same time? * Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on? * Why is it you're 'in' a film, but you're 'on TV'? * Do ducks sneeze? * What are those little things on the end of your shoelaces called? * Why can't we sneeze with our eyes open? * Why are there dents in a golf ball? * Which way does a compass point in space? * Can bald men get lice? * What would happen if you were to feed a pig some bacon? * Why is it that when babies are born they only weigh like 7lbs yet the mum weighs 30lbs more? * If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? * Can someone give up lent for lent? * What did cured ham actually have? * Why does a round pizza come in a square box? * Can you write in pencil on an eraser? * Can crop circles be square? * If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? * Are people who are allergic to nuts allergic to coconuts too? * Do stairs go up or down? * Can you make a candle out of earwax? * If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? * Can you get cornered in a round room? * Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends? * If heat rises then shouldnt hell be cold? * Why cant you get a tan on your palms? * Why is a square meal served on round plates? * Why are shampoo suds always white, regardless of the colour of the shampoo? * If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown? * What colour is a mirror? * If it is zero degrees outside today and tomorrow it is supposed to be twice as cold, how cold will it be tomorrow? * How can you tell when sour cream goes bad? * If someone told you they were a pathological liar, would you believe them? * Aren't all rooms room temperature?