The Generic Teenager Stereotype Do you drink [alcohol]?: only when its necessary Do you party a lot? How often?: once or twice a week... usually fridays Do you use drugs ?: hehehe weed man... and ive tried ecstasy but its overrated man. How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: only when im comparing two objects... so not even once an hour... more like once a day Do you skip classes? How often?: when i was a freshman i skipped every day 3 3rd pd but not so much anymore since i got inschool 4 it last year Do you have casual sex? Protected?: sex on average once a night every night were together... most of the time sex 4 or 5 times a night... never protected. Do you steal?: last night i stole a pizza and left Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: nah... why bother? Do you watch a lot of TV?: fuck the tv Do you ever watch the News?: no... Do you even care about world issues?: some what... keep abortion allow gay marriage Do you read books often?: yesh indeed Are you failing a lot of your classes?: hahaha yesh indeed Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: yes actually. Do you smoke cigarettes?: when bryan gives me one woohoohoo Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: sheetz hahaha or WALMART!!!! Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: no... im engaged Do you cuss a lot?: hell fucking yes i fucking speak my damn mind Are you desperate to fit in?: desperate to fit out Are you intelligent?: wouldnt you die to know The Goth Stereotype Black lipstick?: on halloween!!! Black eyeliner?: uh huh Black eyeshadow?: uh huh times 2 Black trenchcoat?: nope hehe Black boots?: somewhere Black fishnets?: i cant find them Black nail polish?: oh hell yesh!!! Cigarettes?: once in a moon that tis blue Heavy metal music?: tis true Marilyn Manson?: my SEXY beast Kittie?: not the newer shiz... Cradle of Filth?: nope.. Constant frown and perpetual angst?: not constant Do you like to be seen as: as goth? not at all trend is bull shit Are you an intellectual?: i dont know you tell me. lol An atheist?: pass... i cant talk about god at a time like this Horrible home life?: horrible life in general.... bryan makes it delightful though Hopelessly depressed?: yes but im trying to hide it now 4 bryan Suffering with suicidal idealations?: i cut back on the cutting of my dear wrists... too many scars to deal with now Self-mutilation?: see above... its one in the same The Punk Stereotype Plaid?: oh hell yeah! Big black boots?: somewhere as i said Mohawk?: oh aint that sexy! Loud, confident and opinionated?: loud maybe... opionated Wild hair colors?: mines blue a lot Rancid?: uh huh Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: lol Anarchy: no-- when will people learn it'll never work? The Girl Stereotype Do you spend a lot of time on your appearance?: fuck no Have you ever been on a diet?: nah why bother How much did you lose? see above was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: no... damn shut up bitch Make yourself throw up?: hahahaha no.... fuck no Make-up?: just on my eyes... im not narsassitic Low-cut tops?: fucking whores. How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: none ya fucking biss ass lick Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it? god i wanna spit on those people Giggle a lot?: who doesnt.. What's the deal with boys?: in love with the devil himself Thongs?: nothing but Pretty bras?: whatever fits YM, Teen, Cosmo, et all?: i feel sorry for those kinda people Who's the weaker sex?: whose the stronger? hmmm Are you a feminist?: nope. Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: no... what is it you people see in him How often do you shave your legs?: everyday in summer... once every 2 weeks in winter im lazy like that How about your armpits?: every mother f-ing freaking day man Are you emotional?: so emo. Especially when on your period?: nah i try to be super nice then so the week after it seems like im a real bitch This Or That Originality or Acceptance?: Originality. Independence or Companionship?: Independence. Stability or Freedom?: Freedom. Personal or Interpersonal?: both Introvert or Extrovert?: Introvert Popularity or Isolation?: isolation but dont disclude your REAL friends Unique or Loved?: im both.,.. Understood or Individual?: individual all the way You or Them?: me