I want to be Molly Ringwald
I want a Sixteen Candles romance
A girl who is a nobody who has a completely physical crush on the most popular senior in school, who she's never spoken to, who she knows nothing about, who just falls in love with her despite obsticles for the exact same physical reasons and they live happily ever after.
It amazes me that that's considered a classic movie.
Why don't things ever work out simple?
Good luck with attempting to be Molly Ringwald. =]