One of my exboyfriends just called me up and asked if I wanted to go to his house to smoke weed. I take offense to that... I don't fucking smoke weed! I've never even tried it! Why does everyone assume that I do? God, I didn't even fucking know he did that. It's official: every boy I've ever dated smokes weed. I've got to start dating nice guys. fuck. I thought that one was nice. I fucking met him in church! Why do I just attract pot smokers? uguguguguguggg.