Sam: What are you doing? Gray: I want to die right now. I never want to see another human being as long as I live. Sam: You're just coming out. Gray: I am never coming out of this elevator. Sam: This is probably the biggest revelation of your entire life. It's normal to be going nuts. It's normal. Gray: I don't feel normal. I'm sick and tired of everyone saying it's normal, it's typical, it's ordinary. I don't feel any of those things. Sam: Well how do you feel? Gray: Lonely. Sam: Why? Gray: Because I'm never going to be able to walk down the street, holding hands with my partner without the rest of the world giving us a look. And me never have the wedding that I once dreamed of and I may never have children. And one day when I die people will never give as much respect to my grieving lover as if she were my husband. Sam: Gray, it's not as if you made a choice. Gray: That's what terrifies me. It's so much easier to be someone else. ------------------------------ Carrie: I quit weight watchers. Can you believe it? I quit! Fergie schmergie! I hate fiber. I like mallomars and if Derek isn't going to love me for the tiny amount of cellulite I have on the back of my thighs then fuck him. Screw that guy. This is the package ok? It's exactly the same under the wrapping. This is the packages, no exchanges, no returns. Right? Why does our society push us to be perpetually uncomfortable with who we are. It's so messed up! Wanna know why? [reading from a magazine] Carrie: " Boost your buttocks and thighs. Luscious Liposuction. Flawless face lifts." That's why. Enough is enough. We need to stop letting society and media and our religious leaders delegate who we are. You're amazing and I'm even more amazing and anybody who doesn't get it can screw themselves... [sigh] Carrie: That felt fantastic.