Listening to: avegend sevenfold
Feeling: amused
hahah so i was on myspace, just looking through random bulletins people were posting and i come across to this one...
A bus, carrying only ugly people, crashes into an
oncoming truck and everyone inside dies. They, then,
get to meet their Maker and, because of the grief they
have experienced, He decides to grant them one wish
each; before they enter Paradise.
They're all lined up and God asks the first one what
the wish is.
"I want to be gorgeous, " and so, God snaps His fingers
and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says, "I want to
be gorgeous, too." Another snap of His fingers and the
wish is granted.
This goes on for a while. But, when God is halfway
down the line, the last guy in the line starts
laughing. When there are only ten people left, this
guy is rolling on the floor; laughing his head off.
Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his
wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says,
"Make'em all ugly, again."
SO, THE NEXT TIME YOU'RE 'LAST IN LINE', CONSIDER YOURSELF BLESSED.
HAHAHAHAH =]
man, sounds like something i'd do.
hahaahahahahahhaa
Asha
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Luv
Asha
but oh-so good
uh...about plumber's butts....
hot plumebers anyone? i mean, i can so see johnny depp as a plumber *drolls*
and your new background is so nifty :)
i know NOTHING at all about driving, but i rule at need for speed underground and grand turismo XP hah, im such a video game nerd.
so heh, wish me luck, whenever i do bother to learn to drive, which is like, eventually, yeah..."eventually" is such a great time thing, like you dont know when, but it will happen...
well instead of singing you should walk around the house reciting lyrical poetry!
wow, i love you
and that man.
hahahhahah
Anyways, we should use tacky leopard print clothing on him and we should get him acrylics! Those reallly long ones that curve at the tips haha. Maybe we should film all of this as well as taking pictures.
<3Cary
and my school starts at 7:55...but my brother always makes us go there early like 7:40 and the place in 30 mins away so we have to leave at 7:10 and i usually dont wake up that early...i just randomly woke up early this morning idk why...i usually get up about maybe 6:15ish?
YOU
SAID
DERN
THATS
GOING
ON
MY
LIST
.
.
.
DAVY
ASKED
ME
TO
MARRY
HIM
LAST
NIGHT...
YEAHHH, SO OF COURSE I OBLIGED BECAUSE I KNEW YOU WERE WITH HIM...
AND YES I SHOULD COME TO CALI AND SEE YOU!!!!WHY??/
BECAUSE
I
LOVE
YOU.
.
.
.
AND
SO
DOES
DAVY!!!
Doesn't stop me though. Teehehhe.
my birthday is in january lol but i can't wait to eat my cake =D
you
cant
do
anything
with
DAVY
hes
.
.
.
well
.
.
.
i
guess
you
can
hes
not
mine
.
.
.
YET!
and
i
stole
your
header
adn
put
it
on
myspace
.
.
.
hope
you
dont
mind
.
.
.
because
.
.
.
I
.
.
.
LOVE
.
.
.
YOU
.
.
.wanna see my flickr site...
http://flickr.com/photos/ferngully
why
are
you
dern
CALIFORNIA
people
so
dern
nice?
.
.
.
i
know
because
.
.
.
i
LOVE
you!
Yeah, sometimes I'm so genius about things that even i don't understand. I talked to my mirror self today! "do i know you?"
i wish i was kidding about that.
Anywhoo..food poisoning sounds like a good plan. We could poison Bush with a pretzel, being as he almost choked on one a few years ago! haha. I would have loved to read the newspaper headlines on that one. "Bush chokes on pretzel..and dies..haha Bush, haha."
Oooh..but can we dress him up before we kill him?? I wanna dress him up and take funny pictures of him!