I'm at Maria's house!!! Without mis padres! Yay!!! I really am surprised that my mom let me do this. It really has come a long way since the old days of Maria slander. Ahhh, the good times have come. I'm going to be 17 in 10 days! Omigoodness! It's craziness. List of Things 17 Year Olds Can Do That 16 Year Olds Cannot: 1) R rated movies. 2) Can move out of the household. 3) Can possibly have sex. Will get back on that. 4) Ummmm... what else can I do? One more year until 18!! So I'm on a diet. I know, I know... diets were obviously invented by Barbie fanatics and Satan to make us cool fat people feel bad about ourselves butttttttt.... idk. After an entire life of being big and jiggly in places that you should NOT be jiggly in, I decided to do something about it rather than bitch about it. I'm gonna be so fucking hott, yo. Just kidding. Muahahaha. Well, what's been going on it my life?? It's the summa, summa, summatime! And I love the summer... it makes me happy. I haven't been home alot becuz we've been on vacations but what are you gonna do? I don't think MAJA can survive this summer. It's just that Meagan and Jessica have become like one. A combined twosome of hottness and I just don't fit into that. It's good, I guess. I loved being friends with them but I always felt like I was their mom... taking care of them, helping them. But as Meagan explained for me: I helped them with all their problems so they don't need to call me every night. I guess I really needed them too. They were the only friends I ever made becuz I was cool, and not becuz my friends were. Well best friends anyway. Oh well. I know Lindsay and Tyler love me and I will always appreciate the year and a half we had of great great love. I love them. Well me and Maria are watching Runteldat and it's fucking hilarious. I'll talk to you kiddies later.