Did you know it's an extra $20 to register late for the fucking SAT?
That's $50! Does it look like I have $50 or would be willing to pay $50 for a fucking test?!!
Ugh. I hate school. But better yet I hate tests that are taken for the sheer importance of placing you in a college. College=death.
Some Upsides to Turning 18
1) I can finally have sex with people over the age of 18.
2) I can move out of my house and move in with whoever I want.
3) I can go to Mexico without mis padres.
4) I can buy porn and/or sexual paraphernalia.
Definite Downsides to Turning 18
1) I can go to jail for a long time for having sex with people under the age of 18.
2) I will have bills cuz I moved out of my mom's house.
3) I still cannot legally drink.
4) You start to get hit on my your dad's friends... wait that already happens.
I have realized that I am a lover of making lists.... where the H is Canaan... he makes this class totally fun. Or funny. Or maybe just hotter.
My mommy said that my earrings make me look like a hooker. Thanks mom, help that thing called SELF ESTEEM, BITCH.
Garrett broke up with his gf. He said that she was a mistake. Ya know why she was a mistake? Cuz I was supposed to be in her shoes... maybe she has small ugly shoes. Ya know what they say about small ugly shoes.... I don't know... what do they say?
Delirium.
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