Listening to: 36 Crazy Fists
Feeling: amused
So I went to the first da of summer school, first morning practice, first regular practice, then cam efor Deandras practice. Way to much school. But D's starts right whe Lindsay's ends. So I was talking to her about the evolution of Giraffes, from last entry. So were talking about it, and fucking Jenna Roy starts talking about it. I'm like just cuz you're at the table doesn't mean you get to talk to me. You're not included in this chat. Bone out. So she tried to explain Giraffes evolution with a fucking dinosaur. The "long neck" as she put it. What the fuck. Serious. Her voice is getting deeper though. So now it's just annoying, and doesn't break my eardrums. Lind say couldn't go to the movies with me :( so I was saddened.
Onto why I actually started this entry: Unfairness, of the natural sort. Several things, if elevated to out size, would kick out fatty ass. Bu things were scared of, at our size, we could DESTROY.
Our Size, Kill us:
1. Squid/Octopus; 8 tentacles, water jet, sharp birdliek serrated beack, one clyclops-like eyes, ink, and can change colors. What is this. This is God's chosen creature thats what it is. We stand, no chance.
2. Armored Cricket; In class we read "National Geographics". Wow. Scariest cricket. EVER EVER EVER. EVER. Just a cricket. Plus HUGE SPINY THINGS!
3. Ants; fucking ants. can lift 100 times their body weight. One our size. Well there goes CANADA! Fucking scary. So reason needed.
Ha ha thanks. I like your diary too. Its pink&green. Niftyy.